I can't just write a fic about Castor giving Tron a sexy massage
nor can it be just a vehicle to reveal elaborate headcanons about the characters, their backstories, and the backstories of tangentially related supporting characters
sometimes it's gotta also include horrible little E-Aster eggs revealing RPF (real-program-fic) crack headcanons about real-world corporations (or at least their Tron-universe versions)
because that's who I am, okay
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