#pattern recognition smau

PLEASE NOTE!! i havent dropped my veritas smau, i just can't think of things to write.

so i present you with...

⌞ PATTERN RECOGNITION ⌝

it's a multi smau using 3 different fandoms and the release date for the first chapter is TBA because i have exams but it's already written!! so just need to do the texts and screenshots so dont worry

profiles are already posted and the taglist IS open so at least theres that.

Choso — Owns his own tattoo shop. Quiet and reserved until you ask about his brothers. Absolutely adores his family. His shop was half funded by his friends, most of whom are rich. His shop is small but really well known for being good.

Yuki — Model. High-energy and playful. Despite the industry she’s in, she hasn’t done anything she wouldn’t stand by. Doesn’t take her job all that seriously, only taking a few jobs per year. Lives with her rich girlfriend. Be who you are! #🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 

Satoru — Rich boy. Comes from a whole ahh clan located in Japan, but is never in his home country since he thinks they’re all old wrinkly men and doesn’t want to hear them yapping about how he’s not taking things seriously. 

Suguru — Basically unemployed, but technically he’s employed as a legal adviser for Satoru. But most of the time, he’s not really working and spends his time just hanging out with him. Paid to hang out with your best friend… what a job. 

Nanami — Overworked, underpaid office worker. Always tired. Give this man a break. Pretends to have no idea who Gojo Satoru is in public and sometimes even in private. He has a soft spot for freshly baked bread. 

PATTERN RECOGNITION — blade x xiao x choso x fem!reader

MASTERLIST

NOTES ↳ im scared of dipping my toes into jjk publicly… pls dont dox me if i make them occ ↳ nanami only has a priv and thats lit bc satoru made it for him ↳ yuki and choso are childhood friends while satoru and suguru are childhood friends ↳ nanami came into the picture during uni where the whole friend group formed

Xiao — Car mechanic. Has been fixing cars since he was young. The place he works is owned by his dad’s friend. Can’t hold small talk for the life of him. Secretly loves almond tofu and shaved ice. Once got sick because he ate snow off the ground as a kid. 

Aether — Works at the same office job at a company his friend owns. The only guy in the group. Claims he’s not gay, but everyone’s skeptical. Femboy…? Twin to Lumine, and he swears he’s the older one, but no one actually knows the truth.

Venti — A musician famous for his bard-like ballads. So inconsistent with his uploads. It’s either five songs in a single week or two years for one song. Married to dandelion wine. 

Heizou — Detective, who’s always getting suspended due to his unconventional methods of working. Despite this, he’s great at his job. Playful but gets really intense about his job and cases. 

Kazuha — A professional calligrapher, who’s known more for his face than his work. But that doesn’t mean his work isn’t absolutely gorgeous. His rates are surprisingly fair and not egregiously expensive, even though he's very famous. 

Scaramouche — You’d never guess what he works as. He’s a pianist. Played ever since he was a kid, and it just stuck. Tends to prefer playing whatever Venti’s composed. Venti sometimes composes ballads just for him.

PATTERN RECOGNITION — blade x xiao x choso x fem!reader

MASTERLIST

NOTES ↳ i deadass dont know how to write xiao sm1 help me ↳ aether is in two groups lmao ↳ all of them met in uni ↳ pls like follow and boost my posts

Blade — Underground fighter. Speaks only in grunts and intimidating silences. Has a bratty younger sister who does nothing but game. Looks like he could kill you, and the odds he will are high if you stare at him too long. 

Kafka — No one actually knows what she does… everyone assumes it has something to do with the Mafia, though. She was the one who introduced Blade to the underground fighting ring. 

Silver Wolf — Blade’s younger sister. Still in university, but skips half of her classes to game. Somehow passing with a high GPA. Majors in computer science. Inhales only junk food, Blade is constantly cooking for her, and she just doesn’t eat it.

Firefly — Owns her own bakery. None of her friends understands why she’d want to wake up at the ass crack of dawn to bake bread, but she seems to enjoy her job. Kafka orders big catering orders exclusively from her bakery.

PATTERN RECOGNITION — blade x xiao x choso x fem!reader

MASTERLIST

NOTES ↳ blade is gonna be so ooc no matter what i do istg ↳ i was debating whether or not to make sw and blade family but ended up doing it (PLOT REASON ALERT) ↳ i was wondered if i should have sam as a character but nah ↳ making all these accounts took sooooo long

[Name] — The type of girl who’s always dressed to the T. With a degree in fashion and cosmetology, she works as a freelancer who has taken on many jobs from celebrity stylist to fashion show costumer. Despite being hyperfeminine, her tastes seem to be anything but.

Stelle — Streamer. Hears “you need to get a real job” at least 50 times a week. Unironically, she makes more money than the people saying that to her. She makes her own schedule and chooses to stream in the dead of night. 

March — Freelance photographer, but could also be classified as an influencer. Has a huge following on Instagram. Has a whole folder of embarrassing photos and videos since brain cells seem to disappear the moment the group gets together.

Aether — Works at the same office job at a company his friend owns. The only guy in the group. Claims he’s not gay, but everyone’s skeptical. Femboy…? Twin to Lumine and he swears he’s the older one, but no one actually knows the truth. 

Lumine — Works an office job at a company her friend owns. Always on the cusp of being late every day. Her car is so old and a piece of junk, but refuses to get rid of it. Spends so much on repairs that buying a new car would be cheaper. Twin to Aether, and she swears she’s older.

Yuki — Model. High-energy and playful. Despite the industry she’s in, she hasn’t done anything she wouldn’t stand by. Doesn’t take her job all that seriously, only taking a few jobs per year. Lives with her rich girlfriend. Be who you are! #🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

PATTERN RECOGNITION — blade x xiao x choso x fem!reader

MASTERLIST

NOTES ↳ i have no idea why i decided that all of them needed privs ↳ i was so tempted to take and use the same twt profiles from my veritas smau ↳ aether being the one guy in a girl group ↳ i didn’t add caelus since… i was too lazy and didn’t want to write more characters