#patrickdavid

Watching Through Windows, by helvetic_upstart

David gapes at the man calling himself David’s husband. “You think I’m falling for the married amnesiac trap? Yeah, no, my sister has been-there done-that and sent me the Embassy’s postcards.”

Or, David falls off a ladder and can’t remember Schitt’s Creek. Things fall apart and come back together.

i'm alright with a slow burn, by goingmywaydoll

"You totally favor Patrick.”

“I do not.”

“Oh my god, David, yes, you do! You think I didn’t notice how you always take the leftovers of his bakes instead of anyone else’s?”

“He’s a good baker!” David hates that his voice hitches.

“‘He’s a good baker’?” Alexis repeats. “You can just say that you’re friends, the world won’t explode if you make a friend other than Stevie.”

the Wild and Wired series, by lettered

David and Patrick up through their first kiss.

Overreacting, by codswallop

David deals with a health scare, very calmly and maturely and without panicking at all.

Role of a Lifetime, by RC_McLachlan

During his time in the 1%, David learned precisely two things: a) fixing self-tanner streaks with a magic eraser is a terrible idea and should never ever be attempted, especially if one is under the influence of an unknown blue powder that Lindsay Lohan swears is organic; and b) he’s not anyone’s idea of a love interest.

How fortunate that Patrick is running off a different script.

i get kinda hectic inside, by throughadoor

Ray's latest business venture, the motel's new weekly towel limit, the most recent bout of legal trouble in Twyla's family and other things that happened when David and Patrick decided to move in together.

the bright light series, by falconeggs

Patrick Brewer is an actor and music superstar, with millions of adoring fans worldwide. David Rose is a pioneer in social media influencing, with a successful reality show chronicling the life of him and his family. One ostentatious evening, the two celebrities meet.

Or, the Celebrity AU no one asked for.

all the things you are to me, by hudders-and-hiddles

After accidentally calling David "babe," Patrick spends weeks trying to find the perfect pet name for him.

Every Day, Patrick Doesn't Break Up With Him, by CartWrite

David is dating Patrick, but there's no way Patrick is going to stay with him. He's going to break up with him. 

...Any day now.

Take My Heart (and Make It Strong), by CartWrite

The moment he saw David, Patrick's heart started pounding. Hey, I think I’m in love with you felt dangerously close to being something he wanted to say out loud, even though he knew it would be a terrible idea. Especially this early on. Especially with his business partner. Especially because he’d only recently figured out the whole liking other men thing. Especially because now he was officially—having sex—with the other men. Man. With David. This is fast, he thought.

*****

A story about sex, intimacy, and falling in love way before you meant to.

you've got me feeling emotions (deeper than i've ever dreamed of), by wardo_wedidit

“Um,” he tries, suddenly concentrating very hard on his shoelaces. “I have what is probably a very, very stupid idea. What if… I pretended to be your boyfriend?”

Or: David thinks he's come up with the perfect mutually beneficial arrangement with Patrick, but it isn't long before things start to get complicated.

no other version of me i would rather be tonight, by wardo_wedidit

"Patrick does so much for him. He feels slightly choked up just thinking about it. The taxes and spreadsheets and dinners he cooks and the coffees he makes him in the mornings. All the times David’s fallen asleep on his lap while they were watching baseball and Patrick’s pulled a blanket over him. He starts to feel slightly anxious because he doesn’t even know where to start, it’s so much and he’s never going to be able to do it justice in comparison."

Or, Alexis teaches David about love languages, and David gets all in his head.

like the holding of hands, like the breaking of glass, by wardo_wedidit

Five weddings David and Patrick don't have, and one they do.

give away the game, by thingswithwings

“So, it occurs to me that I was making some assumptions,” David says, when Patrick opens the door.

“Okay,” Patrick says.

“About our sex life,” David explains.