-OK I’M READY TO FIGHT EVERYONE LET’S GO *more shots* (well if i was a drinker I would shot, as it is, I’m just eating peanut m&ms and glaring at my ipad lol)

-everyone gets presents! OH THANK GOD i thought Katie’s task was about to be pregnancy not just the something blue ok we’re cool

-Alex clearly in Crisis which is not helped by the engagement ring “what are you going to do??” “seriously start re-evaluating my life choices” poor man “i’ll just add it to my list of things to do besides saving my law firm”

-GONNA BE NICE TO VIOLET AND PUNT MALLORY INTO A TREE YEAAAAAH

-ahahaha “LAST CHANCE TO CHANGE YOUR FIANCE” nice i can just restart at book 3 then THANK YOU PIXELBERRY

-”i want alex to be my maid of honour” “WHAT. HE DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BEING A WOMAN” jess please

-ok the wedding planner is already 100x more enthusiastic than I need please chill Carmen....of course she’s related to chaz, even if by marriage

-alex you can’t just threaten to kill someone like that oh boy

-why is mallory here someone push her off the boat already I WAS HAVING A NICE TIME