Quillson you ruined my paths
This was back in New Leaf, and you could still have the paths be worn down with your own feet. Now, for context, City Folk broke me and I stuck to my paths almost religiously because of how unforgiving the grass re-generation was. Those habits carried over to New Leaf, and while it was a lot easier to shape them/let them regrow, I had some nice paths! Then, a new neighbor moved in one day. Not only was his house DEAD CENTER of a path intersection, it was in front of a ramp heading down towards the beach.
QUILLSON, you tired eye green duck, why the HECK did you move there??? OF ALL PLACES???
I ended up talking to him once, then actively ignored him until he moved out.











