#patbit

they find each other in every iteration just to get another divorce

1. Patrick can drive and Habit cannot, simply because he does not care about actually learning it because he always thinks he'll have someone who'll do it for him or in general since he can teleport himself it's not really important for him to learn.

Patrick can drive cuz Michael can, so they share the infos yk;

2. They stalk each other. They are sick in the head and also bored all the time (same fucking interactions all over lmao) so ofc they find a lot of time to do it.

3. This is kinda obvious but (and related to n⁰2) that they're also obsessed with each other!! [toxicity implied].

They think about each other all the time, meet in every Interaction, find time to hangout (mostly Patrick is THAT dedicated even if he won't admit it, Habit goes to Patrick mostly for fun), eat, sleep, call, everything!!!!

4. My next statement might sound crazy (due to the mostly canon fact that Patrick is described by Habit himself as a sociopath) that Patrick feels "more human" when he's around Habit.

I feel so cuz Habit is the closest thing to a partner that Patrick has and they have known each other for YEARS!!!!

Doing everything together and all, created a bond that made Patrick weaker and mostly vulnerable cuz he actually started to feel smt towards someone else and knowing that Habit is similar to him made him fall even more for him.

Aw how cute ♡.

5. They made an agreement where Habit cannot fully hurt Michael's body (yk these two likes to play in a very hurtful way) and Patrick would help Habit in whatever he needs.

This headcanon really formed because they're literally sadist x masochist so this makes sense in my opinion.

Some of you might think it is contradicted due to "canon till it isn't" MLA0 final since Habit killed Patrick, BUT! this is my hc so yk my imagination and how i perceive them but especially because in that scene Patrick was drunk and so ofc his last thought was "let's go to my boyfriend, he's the only one who can kill me :D" so it was Patrick's choice to be killed by him, I don't think he would have let him kill him so easily if he was trapped by him and in general then my hc wouldn't make sense (p.s. sorry that final was so Pabit coded, it's rotting my mind haha).

me and my animal,