A note left on my mom's toilet... who the hell is this for? Is it directed at me? Is their opinion of me so fucking low they think I don't know how to properly use a toilet?! Also how the fuck would I break their toilet anyway? Do they honestly think I'm going to Hulk out & rip their commode off the floor and smash it into a million pieces? Is this for guests? Yeah that leaves a real nice impression for house guests... "Please don't break our shitter you absolute buffoon. You complete goon." The most BAFFINGLY thing about this is that the toilet HASN'T had any issues recently. Also nice legibility, did they write this while black out drunk? I like how they couldn't form a simple sentence with their mind & just crammed "be" in there. I swear I live in Cloud Cuckoo Land...
And no I didn't make this sign to be funny or for content because quite frankly it's embarrassing but I wanted to show the world evidence of the daily crazy bullshit I put up with living here with two nutcases.
