#passes joint

for saftey reasons, huh? yeah? my Hardware (phone) is allowing the Software (OS) on it to prevent the action of me from pressing my Hardware buttons to make a Software request? oh? my Software canoverride my Hardware when i make an executive decision on my own device? OH?

what am i being advertised/marketed?: safetey. data safety.

what am i being SOLD?: the inability to control my hardware. Because the Software company owns my device. not me. therefore my Software (oligarch-owned artificial intelligence) controls my data.

WORKING-CLASS CONTROL BINGO-CALENDAR ADDITION ADDED:

but no nah like nah. your body needs rest. and by rest, i mean homeostatis, more or less. but doctors can't just say "quit [your] job. in fact, quit the idea of having a job, [you] can't survive having a fulltime job*"

because then the working class would stop working 👀 can't say thaaattt.. can't let THAT truth out oh noooo

MUNTED. SAMSUNG IS MUNTED. ohhhyeahhnahhyeahhnahyeahh nAHH.

FOHCK OOHF.

FOOUUHHCKK OOOHHHFF GREASY CUUUNNTTTSSSS

I'm AMPED. 2 [two] MAGOES ‽ $5 Dollaz bucks ? i have fucking LOST IT at the Acid Test. i have Flunked. I Panicked at the Acid Test 💯 this shit just hit the Second Tower naaahhhh nah nah nah nah this does not pass Go w Me. this did Not collect $200 from ME. ME‽