#passalong

Milfred: Mini cupcakes? Milfred: As in the mini versions of cupcakes? Which are already mini versions of cake? Milfred: Honestly, where does it stop with you people?!

Geoff: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea Mark: If I were your husband, I'd drink it El: ... Since when do you guys drink tea?

Pluto: You can't just cut people out of your life Mercury, freshly betrayed: Snip snip

Rue: Perhaps I will drink my sorrows away Rue: *pulls out a Capri Sun*

Lav: *exists* Sage: Hello Br[x]ns? I'd like to report a robbery Sage: The victim? My heart

Time: Oooh! I'll do the driving this time! Gally: You can't be serious, you ran over someone just this morning Time: Everyone inside the car was fine Gally

Time: Am I in trouble? Gally: Take a guess Time: ... No? Gally: Take another guess

Jo: How do I stop my finger from bleeding? Beatrix: Put some pressure on it Jo: *sleep deprived and glaring at her finger* You better get this coronation planning done right before everything falls to pieces