May 5, 2020
my abdomen: hurts bc it is full of farts
me: oh god am I dying? Is this appendicitis?
Symptoms of appendicitis: also include fever and nausea
me, immediately afterwards, only then overtaken by a wave of anxiety, (symptoms—chills up spine, nausea) : oh god oh no oh shit oh fuck
#Also this hellsite sure does make it physically impossible to post on mobile huh.#99% of why I’m so inactive these days is specifically by design#like#as a consequence of every terrible interface design update since 2015#it’s like hostile architecture I swear#if they didn’t put spikes on every horizontal surface maybe I would have sat down for a while#participated#but every time I try to interact there’s just a wave of “oh fuck this”#it’s overpowering man#slice of my pizza life
