Fixed the Royal Rumble 2026 poster. Enough with the disrespect!
I had to make some necessary corrections to the official poster because I am absolutely done with the constant disrespect shown to Randy Orton and Alexa Bliss.
1. Replacing Brock Lesnar with Randy Orton. Let’s be real. Why is Brock even on the poster? I don’t care what his defenders say, he is a terrible person and he does not deserve this spot. He shows up once every few years, squashes someone in 5 minutes, and goes back on vacation.
Meanwhile, Randy Orton is fully healthy and ready to work, yet he is being kept off TV because Triple H “has no plans” for him? Give me a break. It feels like purposeful sabotage out of jealousy. Randy is a living legend who actually wants to be here, unlike the part-timer he is replacing.
2. Replacing Maxxine Dupri with Alexa Bliss. Look, absolutely no disrespect to Maxxine, but she is still very green in the ring. Placing her on a Big 4 poster over established stars is wild. Need I remind everyone of the reaction Alexa got at the Royal Rumble? It was arguably the biggest pop of the night. The crowd was cheering so loud you couldn’t even hear her theme music playing.
And it is honestly absurd that Charlotte Flair is plastered on every single poster. No hate to her, but she is obviously overpushed. Remember earlier this year? She returned as a face, won the Rumble, and got booed out of the building. The fans hated it. So what did WWE do? They threw her into a tag team with Alexa, who is universally loved, specifically to use Alexa as a heat shield. Alexa saved that run.
But somehow, after doing the heavy lifting to get Charlotte cheered, Alexa still doesn’t deserve a spot on the poster? Give me a break. That is absolute nonsense.
Alexa Bliss and Randy Orton are the stars people pay to see. Stop disrespecting my boy and my girl. This is what the poster should look like.
