Character's name is Ash and they use any pronouns.

I AM ASH, AND WHO-A TOUCH MY SPAGHETTI?! /ref

Made the character randomly, and I say I did a pretty good job :)

They are part human, part alien, part cat, and part bird.

May use them sometime. You never know.

I made my future self

or something.

I had fifteen minutes to finish my job evaluation at my interview this morning. Five of that was allotted to the typing test.

"Read the questions carefully and answer as if you already have the job. Type as quickly and accurately as you can, and leave any mistakes you made. You may begin."

I'm a fast reader, so I'm through with the questions in 4 minutes. (There were only 14.) I finish the typing test as the interviewer is coming in with the next group.

"You're finished? Already? ... Are you sure?"

I follow her back to her desk where she looks through my evaluation.

"Oh my God... Did you break my keyboard?"

Everyone else looks at me funny.

"I type 98 words per minute."

Now apparently, I've grown antennae.

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