#parents ..

MY roommates mom is here... bless her.. im so tired... *drinks myself to sleep*

pro: my parents finally paid my phone bill so i can potentially like, comfortably leave the house now, maybe visit legion soon, and feel a little less irritated at all their frivolous-ass purchases con: they still havent paid me for the work i did like 3 weeks ago or gotten bvs tickets which are Rapidly filling up but i feel like if i buy them myself then say "just pay me back for yours when you can pay me for then" they might find a way to get mad or might put it off for like ten years and ill be unnecessarily out 20 bucks Lol

loooooll @ my dad trying to guilt trip me into not being sick

my dad’s like “here are some of my clients that you can network with” and its like one of them is JENNIFER PRITZKER THE BILLIONARE OHKAY HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE

i can hear my dad being weird about my SAT scores and my mom telling him to "at least act proud of her when you talk to her about it" jesus christ

looking back over things i wrote/posts i made years ago when i was younger im starting to think maybe it wasn’t all my fault when it comes to my parents

my mom's name is santa so during the holiday season she literally cannot make reservations or order anything by phone using her name because people think she's fucking with them and its the funniest thing