From the thread, "Lame-O Limericks"
"Though I tire of “I gotta have HYP,”
And “I’ll perish if I don’t get MIT,”
Chance-me threads, "How're my scores?"
"Find me schools with no Cores!"
I still just can’t quit you, CC."
CC is the place that I found
Years ago with the kids college bound
Now they've finished their studies
Launched their lives with their buddies
But their mom is still hanging around
"So much info on houses and airfares
Older parents, insurance and car cares
Can't drag self away
Checking CC each day
It's addicting and helpful with nightmares!"
"There once was a mom from Jersey
Who discovered such fun on CC
Now she posts every day
Checks the Parent Café
And writes inane poetry"
"There once was a mom with a bright one,
So on to CC she did run,
She found what she wanted,
But by CC is haunted,
And wonders will she ever be done."
"I tour with the Joffrey to dance
Genome research: I won seven grants
Built a school in Phnom Penh
But with 2310
I am certain I don't have a chance"
"CC is quite the addiction
Are those stats real or fiction?
Yale or State U's
We're hungry for news
Though we all have our own predictions"
"I love all my friends on CC.
It' is definitely the cool place to be.
I get college advice,
From folks who are nice
And the best part is all of it's free!
My favorite place is the Parent Cafe.
Where you can talk about books or a play.
Recommend a new car,
Share a drink at the Sinner's Alley bar,
Or write rhymes like I'm doing today."