#parent cor

Ardyn: okay

Cor: I can!

Ardyn: I’m not stopping you

Cor

Ardyn: what are you waiting for? The door is right there

Cor:…. I need your help standing up

Ardyn: oh! And can you walk without holding onto a surface or me for support?

Cor:…. Shut up!

Ardyn: looks like you aren’t going to work then sweetheart

Cor: I beg your pardon-

Ardyn; not granted

Cor: he just fucking swore-

Ardyn: where do you think the sunbeam learnt it from?

Cor:

Ardyn: what’s that, My Marshal, nothing to say?

Cor: shut up

Ardyn: that’s what I thought. Now Prompto we don’t say that word

Prom: what? Fucking?

Cor: of course! Always

7 yr old Prom: you still love me?

Cor: yes mate

12 yr old Prom: dad, you love and care about me right?

Cor: never gunna stop

16 yr old Prom: hey dad

Cor: I love you kid

Cor: oh shit! I got to get you out of here

Ardyn; are you going to keep him?

Cor: Fuck!

Ardyn: now don’t swear in front of the child! Are you doing to keep him?

Cor: what-

Ardyn; if you aren’t leave! This adorable little one deserves all the love in the world

Cor: why don’t you keep him?

Ardyn: versy won’t let me….. so would you?

Cor: yeah sure! If it keeps him away from your creepy arse

Cor: Ass Hat, I hate to break this to you, but… you have committed many crimes.

Ardyn: none of them mattered!

Cor: no I think murder-

Ardyn: I woke Prom up from his nap 😭 now he is grumpy

Bby Prom 🥺😣🥺