#parchu

derapchu, talking about parrot: y'know obviously like, i spend my days with (stutters) x2 but y'know um--yeah that's what i call him, that's what i personally call him no one else calls him that (...)

wifies: well i call him darling, but like y'know okay

derapchu: "yeah i call him x2, only i call him that."

wifies: "well i call him darling."

wifies: "let me message darling real quick."

wifies: "it's just unfortunate for you, i wouldn't like to be in your position."

wifies: "crush of the week, [ ] like leowook."

wifies: "i give you one month, that's my death note."

ngl wifies had banger quips derapchu is so cooked bro.

ALSO, we been knowing that wifies likes to yaoi off on his free time when he's not fucking being a responsible harvard student, but hearing His Voice saying allat feels insane like. HE WAS WALKING AROUND CAMPUS while on call. 😭