#paperdoopliss

“It’s really you again, after all these years. I almost didn’t recognize you from the URL change. And technically you never actually pulled the prank, I’ve been sitting there with my face in front of that dubious contraption since April 2014. There’s cobwebs everywhere, and moss growing on my I don’t know what, and I’m just sitting there asking myself, aren’t I pretty yet?!”

SCREAMS

"I eats-a me spinach! Eat-a your vegetables slick and you'll grow up to be just-a like me!"

“Doopliss…you are a blanket nest, you dork~”

I am not bot. Just mushroom.

“...C-can I stay at your place for a bit? J-just a few days or so, p-p-poyo?”

“Looks like someone’s about to get pranked real good, slick. Yuk yuk yuk!”

Ain’t it obvious, slick? I’m Doopliss, the most amazing and extraordinary duplighost in all of the Mushroom Kingdom! And I look like you because, as one of my adoring fans, you decided to dress up like me to show your appreciation of my fantastic-ness. Here, have an autograph. Yuk yuk yuk!