IāVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BUNK BED MOTHER HUBBER. HE POGGED ON MY FLIPPING WIFE. THATāS RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FORKINā QUILLY NESQUIK OUT AND HE PUNTED ON MY FINAGLINGĀ WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DIPSTICK WAS THIS BIG AND I SAID THATāS DISGUSTING. SO IāM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DUCK. ITāS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT, HEREāS WHAT MY DALEK LOOKS LIKE. THATāS RIGHT, BABY. TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BANGLES AND A BONGO. HE FIDDLED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT, IāM GONNA FUNK THE EARTH. THATāS RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PARCHEESI! EXCEPT IāM NOT GONNA PIZZICATO THE EARTH, IāM GONNA GO HIGHER. IāM PASTINā ON THE MOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PASTRAMIED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PORK DRRRRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FORDING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I POP ON YOU TOO!