#panic city

 panic city 

-mess

in our time of need I ask you friends followers freaks to take a second to meditate on the face of matt harvey. his eyes are two different sizes. slightly uneven. one a little bigger than the other. this is because matt harvey’s body also contains his evil twin mut havrey who wants the mets to lose and the nationals to win the nl east. 

this season mut has taken over their shared harvey-vessel. for harvey like rei ayanami is the only vessel that can hold a soul that is not its own. matt’s true soul is hiding much like asuka’s mother in unit 02. 

I wish I had some easy solutions...some magic up my sleeve, but all I can do is pray to the g.o.a.t. that is mike piazza for the banishment of mut havrey back to the slimy depths of panic citi where he can feast on the souls of mets beat writers in peace.