#pandy rants

separating and conjugating human words incorrectly, only to piss of rose.

“A Peppered Oni Pizza”

“That One Game We Played With Roxy, Mined Craft”

“Youre Telling Me A Matzo Balled This Soup?”

“That One Human Rap Artist Dave Enjoys, The Snooped Dogg”

“Rose Why Do People Hate Pined Appled Pizza”

like actually.

gmo food was genetically engineered to fit in my mouth better.

why would i want dinky ass frail ass non strong genetics in my food.

please someone make a valid argument that isn't "its bad for you you're gonna die."

motherfucker im gonna die anyways. give me better tasting food.

so i tried to mix the quadrants

im proud(ish) of this

i then told my friends and they said im the mpreg product of dirkjohn and now i want to punch a wall (more dirk strider behavior) because being the child of the my least favorite (non-incestuous) homestuck ship is not what i was hoping to hear today

like the brain, from pinky and the brain. incredibly intelligent laboratory mouse, hellbent on the downfall of humanity, and lives life following science.

you could ask him if he believes in trans rights, and he would say trans people deserve just as many rights as any other people, but only because he believes all humans should only have the right to live under his rule.

truly an embodiment of "i dont hate you because of your race, your gender, your age or your religion. i hate you because i hate everyone."

examples:

failman bro strider.