I fucking hate you useless stan fuckwads who cannot even handle a fucking poor person pointing out basic fucking classism in a book series you like.

Don't you pathetic fucking sacks of shit dare to call yourselves anticapitalists if you literally cannot handle even reading a post pointing these basic fucking facts out.

Do not fucking reblog this post to accuse me of not reading these fucking books. I will fucking kill you.

Original fucking post you classist sacks of shit lost the privilege of reblogging:

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How come all the people we ever meet in The Murderbot Diaries who are not literal slaves are all already upperclass academics?

Where the fuck are the dock workers? The laborers? The miners? The farmers? The burger flippers?

Where are the actual poor people???????????????????

Why are they all upper class?????????

And I just know that a bunch of rich fuckers or their bootlickers are gonna go "they're all equally poor in the eyes of the billionaires <3 and I'm telling you now to shut the fuck up.

Where are my fellow poor people in this supposedly anti-capitalist series? Why is everyone we meet a doctor or highly specialized researcher of some kind????

Where the fuck are the poor people?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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The only actually poor people we ever fucking see in this whole series are the people from book 2 who were demonized the whole entire time as being The Most Obnoxious and Horrible People Ever To Exist, and then victim blamed for getting fucking *sold into slavery*.

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Free fucking blocklist for the classist fuckers who decided that hijacking my original post to ~do propaganda~ for these racist, ableist, classist, exorsexist books. I fucking hate you people:

rising--dawn jazzybot4 fakeharmless amemait pandorem

And if you reblog this post with stan fucking bullshit or reblog anyone else's attempts to do that, your name will be added to this list and people who actually fucking care about poor people will know you're a useless sack of shit who can't even handle basic fucking observable facts of a book series you like being acknowledged.

You do not get to fucking put your worse than useless stan bullshit on my fucking post and call yourself anticapitalist. Especially if you are also fucking currently joining Martha Wells in shilling for Apple by praising their racist whitewashing TV show.

Every single time you worse useless fucks add your stan shit to my posts my hatred for these books and the bigotry they are spreading increases ten fucking fold.

Luke and Leia are given the same rank as Vader once they’ve been knighted as Inquisitors.  Imperials take orders from them as they would from their father; likewise, when Vader’s taking orders from someone (like the Emperor, Tarkin, etc.), the twins are required to answer to them as well.

As far as names go, Luke is addressed as “Young Lord Vader” to avoid confusion while Leia is simply “Lady Vader.”  Unbeknownst to them, Imperials and the public alike have a singular nickname for both twins: “Vader’s Shadow,” since they seem to always trail behind him like a single black silhouette.

The Rebels Inquisitors (the Grand Inquisitor, Fifth Brother, and Seventh Sister), aren’t in Vader’s service in this AU since the twins have basically taken their places.  Rather, they roam the galaxy as rogue Dark Siders who yearn to grow more powerful and ascend to the Sith.  HOWEVER.  There’s two (technically four) big problems in the way: 1) the two Sith positions are currently filled by Palpatine and Vader, and 2) the next ones down the line are Luke and Leia.

So naturally, they’re pretty salty about those circumstances and decide that the twins should be the first to go.

And it would be best to get rid of them while they’re still small and helpless, wouldn’t it?

I have two other asks from you it seems, and one is a prompt and the other is a question, it seems, so yeah I guess the original intro didn’t get through. Thanks for sending one again!