#palmerpotts

Tony and Stephen are talking flirting with each other at a gala, at this point Tony is playing Pepper's wingman but he obviously gets engaged talking to his favourite neurosurgeon and Stephen is also quite busy with Tony.

Cut to 20 mins later, they see Christine walking out of the washroom and Stephen immediately notices her stumbling a little on her way to him + she's also a little red and gets concerned,

Tony and Stephen approach her she tries to avoid their eyes

"Christine what happened? Are you ok? you don't look so well" Stephen asks concerned.

"Oh it's nothing, guess I just had a little too much" she replies.

"You don't look that drunk besides-" Tony adds.

Pepper arrives just behind Christine, eyeing Christine smugly, Stephen catches it quickly and eyes them both suspiciously, he hears a sudden gasp from Tony,

"Pep did you and-"

Christine: *reading* ‘Tony tries to seduce someone then starts crying on command’.

Stephen: It works like a charm, but makes everyone uncomfortable.

Christine: ‘Peter improvises a breakdancing number’, ‘Pepper pretends to be a school counselor’.

Christine: ‘Tony jumping down a building, again’, underlined. ‘Pineapple’.

Christine: This just reads ‘Throw Harley at enemies like a cat’.

I swear to god Marvel, if Christine doesn’t get married to Pepper...

I mean, come on, don’t you see how f*cking beautiful that would be? Pepper deserves a second chance. And I just know, no one else is worthy of Pepper. Christine and Pepper would take over the world. 

And damn if the expression on Stephen’s face at the wedding didn’t kill me. It’s the same face he had when he lifted that finger, same face at Tony’s funeral, same face when he said the infamous line “This was the only way.” 

Seriously Marvel, you’re not doing yourself any favors by giving us subtle hints and then dropping No Homo.

Also, what the hell? Why isn’t he condemning Wanda for Westview? Won’t she face any consequences? I realise that she was filled with grief, but honestly, she’s not the only one who lost someone. Pepper lost her husband. Bucky and Sam lost their best friend. Clint lost Nat. Thor lost Loki. 

If they aren’t pulling this shit, if Pepper isn’t taking over the world after the amount of times it’s screwed Tony over, if Thor isn’t raging rampage and mischief over the galaxy in his brother’s name. If Quill isn’t becoming a murderous idiot, what gives her the right to mess with people’s minds? 

I know it doesn’t seem like it, but Wanda has been one of my favs ever since I first saw her in Ultron, but I don’t condone her actions or understand why Marvel never dwells into repercussions of breaking the law or hurting civilians and casualties. Heroes are not above the law. 

I realize I’m now dwelling into the dangerous minefield that is Civil War, the movie that shall never be loved, and that it’s bringing me a sea of saltiness. So, goodbye, this has been yet another PSA

Christine: Uhh... honey?

Pepper, smirking: Yes dear?

Tony: What do bees make?

Stephen: Some annoying bitch ass sound- why??? what do you want can’t you see I’m reading-

Christine: what, really???

Pepper: yeah, they tried to use me for ransom from SI.

Christine: wha—

Pepper: but they gave me back.

Christine: ....so tony rescued you?

Pepper: no.

Christine: so then...why did they let you go?

Pepper: because I told them to.

Christine:

Pepper: We can't leave the safe house. Enemies could be lurking nearby.

Christine: I find that unlikely.

Pepper: I understand, but I disagree.

Christine: Well then, we are in disagreement. You'll have to excuse me. *leaves the room*

Pepper: *to Stephen and Tony* I'm sorry you had to witness such a vicious fight.

Stephen: ... Was that a fight?