Is your neighbour’s fancy breed Velociraptor the talk of the town?
Do you wish for the kind of social media clout only a tyrannosaur can bring, but are your house and food budget way too small for them?
Nanotyrannus is an adorable pet just waiting to be brought home to your adoring family! Fluffy and pettable, yet every bit as cool as its bigger cousins! Nanotyrannus will roll over for a tummy rub and a snuggle, but bite powdered feathers out of that fancy Velociraptor’s tail at the park! Won’t claw furniture and probably no licence needed!
Nanotyrannus is that unique pet for your home and children. They don't bark, they don't cause allergies, they're real actual miniature tyrannosaurs that will always look up to you because they don't grow big.
So flap on down to Dirty Doris’s Dinosaur Shack and come get your Nanotyrannus today! We're practically giving them away, so get a few extra as surprise gifts for the dinosaur lover in your life!
(All sales are final. Dirty Doris’s Dinosaur Shack is not responsible for any damage caused by any pet dinosaur, including but not limited to property damage, injury, mild cases of death, allergies, heavy cases of death, or fisherman's lip. All pet dinosaurs need training and experienced handlers. Most jurisdictions require pet dinosaur owners to be licensed. Dirty Doris’s Dinosaur Shack does not sell dinosaur licenses, but if someone were to ask about them Dirty Doris does have tips on how to cut through the red tape and obtain one quickly and legally for a small donation to a charity of Dirty Doris’s choosing)
