#paks things

wAs AsKed to mAKe A retinAl scAnner for A client. But sPellchecK must hAve PlAyed it’s PArt becAuse it corrected it to rectAl. I hoPe they don’t mind the modificAtion.

“Ugh, disgusting, why do I even bother with you.”

becAuse I could blow your Pretty little heAd off your shoulders with A Push of A button.

Pros:

Tall boi

Goes out of his way to help others

Enjoys the company of others and enjoys hosting

Will put his partners needs before his own

Brews his own coffee, even if its terrible

Pretty sociable when he gets to know someone

Deals well under stress

Gamer

Cons:

Gamer

Terrible sleep patterns

Caffeine addiction

Anxiety issues

Hard time telling others no

Has difficulty remaining loyal, considering how he sometimes takes payment for his services

His psionics are highly unstable and could pose a risk to close around him

Doesn’t have much of a sense of humor

It’s Pretty hArd to find decent helP Around here. My mAin go to cAn’t sit still to sAve their life. And no I don’t meAn thAt sexuAlly rePressed mess I cAll a hivemAte.

When was the last time you brushed your teeth you caffeine addled bulge wrangler.

𝆗 You’d think busting my back for this tunnel dweller would actually get me a night off once in a while. If it’s not carry this or hold that than it’s a nearly killer walk to pick up coffee for a cretin who forgets to bathe once a perigee. 𝆘