#pahahah

Hey hey….

I’m not even going to attempt to explain why I’ve been so absent, but I want to write and come back SO BAD 😩

Gabriel:.... didn’t your drop kick a toddler yesterday-

Larkin sat in the dining room talking with his mom before he headed out to pick up Hannah for prom night. Lydia Lane- Are you excited for tonight my love? I can’t believe this is going to be your last prom ever. Larkin: I mean I have been to like a million but this one is with Hannah so I am really happy. Lydia Lane- Yes and I know you don’t want to hear this, but I am not dumb enough to think you aren’t being ACTIVE Larkin. So please use protection tonight if you are even thinking about doing that with Hannah. Larkin: Mom. No. Stop. I-We- Just no mom. This is very awkward talking to you about this. Nothing will be happening tonight and if it did I would use protection but it isn’t going to happen so we can just drop this whole subject. Lydia Lane- Larkin I just want you to be smart about your choices especially when they involve Hannah. You may not want to admit, but you are a lot like your dad and when your dad was your age he was known to be popular with girls. Larkin- Mom! I do not want to hear about dad’s past “ladies” so let’s not even go there. As far as I am concerned, dad was born and then he met you and you guys had me and that’s all I need to know. Lydia Lane- You are so cute. Larkin- I am very uncomfortable mother thank you very much. Lydia Lane- I am just saying that if you were to make a choice tonight. Make sure that choice involves protection because I don’t think your dad or a whole army could stop Sal LeGrande from murdering you if you did something that you couldn’t take back. Larkin- Thanks mom I am gonna go now. Lydia Lane- Have fun and make good choices!

Larkin: Goodbye mother!