I cannot fathom the ego and audacity this clearly boomer woman has to think this would do anything but make every library employee laugh their asses off.

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I cannot fathom the ego and audacity this clearly boomer woman has to think this would do anything but make every library employee laugh their asses off.

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Ah yes. Listening to the new Magnus Archives episode alone in a library storage room as I check books for damages. Just as Jonny Sims wants, I'm sure.
Cockroaches.
In my lap.
I really must be an Avatar of the Corruption bc this shit doesn't happen to anyone else.
I may or may not be sitting in the Page room on the clock trying to brush up on Gnommish.
I will say the first Artemis Fowl book came through and I haven't put it on a cart yet.
🔥 dog-earing pages in books
Alright alright alright alright alright
SO
Personally I hate it. That’s what bookmarks are for.
That being said, you can do what you want with your own goddamn property idgaf.
BUT
The absolute nanosecond you:
bendripfoldtearsplashrun overwalk onsneeze onleave a pencil in and sit on so it bends around the fuckin pencil and leaves a gaplet your kids touch with their nasty sticky little handswrite in with anything other than a pencil which you erase ASAPuse as a fucking umbrellaLET COCKROACHES LAY AND HATCH EGGS IN
any item that is not yours (borrowing from a friend or library) and you don’t try your damndest to put it back into the same condition it was when you got it then you are automatically scum of the earth and every library worker hates you and so do your friends and they’re whole family and the authors you’re reading and you can burn in the fiery pits of Lucifer’s hell good day.

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Hey guys maybe don't return library materials if they might be infested with living insects. Call us up and let us know, bring them in in a sealed bag. We have a protocol for this. It's fine. We don't judge you for how you live.
That being said if I open another audiobook case and get overrun with actual live cockroaches, not only will I scream, but we WILL find out it was you, and we will absolutely judge the fuck out of you because you are now a terrible disgusting human being.
I'm still incredibly salty that full time employees get health insurance for free but part time employees would have to pay out the ass if they want it. I'm so mad. I'm so mad and it sounds so stupid but it's so stupid and I'm so mad.