MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #009 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!
Wahoo! Wee-ha! And dare I say… Yee-ho?
Happy Thursday! You know, with my previous webcomic it was once/week, so once I scheduled it, I was like 'Cool! Nothing to do for a while.' Now it's like, wha? What do you mean I have to schedule another page? I just scheduled one!
Well anyway. DATA ANALYTICS!
Check this out! We have 5 patrons. Of that sample size, 3 names start with R. All of them but one are 2 syllables. Two of them have numbers, and both of those numbers have a 2 in them. What does this mean? Absolutely nothing! But when building your Patreon, try to skew your content geared towards two-syllabled R-starting names with the number 2 in them. That's the road to FAT CASH, BABY! $$$
(Thank you Patrons ilu)
As for the comic, Oz forgot the classic school mantra: Always Watch Where You're Going Or You Might Bump Into A Ghost And Spill Her Homemade Toilet Wine (Then A Demon Will Comment On It). Or AWWYGOYMBIAGASHHTW(TADWCOI) for short.
Hey you people on Reddit and Discord! Did you know the website's background updates based on what time of day it is? There's even a weekend background! You're also missing out on -delicious- alt text! I used to call it mouseover text but nobody uses a mouse anymore. And if you think you're using a mouse now… Are you? Look down at your hand. Now back to me! It was still a mouse, wasn't it? Ha! Gotcha. Made you think something was going to happen. (You fool. You absolute buffoon.)
