Zenrio ate a bug today.
He keeps saying that he didn't. But I watched him do it... I think it was a beetle.
He insists that he did no such thing, but I literally saw him eat it. I told him not to. He looked right at me, like he heard what I said. And then proceeded to lick the beetle. He licked it! I tried to take it away from him, I didn’t want him eating it. I had no idea what it was, or if it was safe to eat. But no.
Crunch, no more beetle.
He says this is slander. I say this is the truth.
Even if I hadn’t witnessed the beetle meeting its end, Zenrio’s white fur has the stains to prove it.
















