#pacebrows

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by pacebrows

The world has gone to shit - Russia and the United States are in the midst of a global pissing contest and the U.S. government is scrambling to get ahead of the game. Castiel is an anti-war war theorist and has been (to his chagrin) enlisted to provide counsel to the State Department in their ultra-high security underground base. Dean is an Air Force engineer in charge of developing the most efficient and deadliest last resort possible for the government, and he thinks Castiel is super rad. Castiel is a grumpy butt! Dean is a goober! Stay tuned to see what happens!!!!!!1

Words: 34599, Chapters: 5/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Bobby Singer, Naomi (Supernatural), Kevin Tran, Charlie Bradbury, Ash (Supernatural), Castiel, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Jessica Moore

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Jessica Moore/Sam Winchester

Additional Tags: Professor Castiel, Soldier Dean Winchester, kind of, he is in the air force LOL, War, Politics, soooOOOOO much politics, Political Theory, lol, they're so dumb and i hate them

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by pacebrows

Castiel sighs and crosses his legs under him, tapping the phone on his knee absently as he considers the question. How are things? He’s not entirely sure, if he’s going to be completely honest with himself. He’s not technically dying at the moment, so that’s good, a marked improvement in the grand scheme of associating with the Winchesters, but he’s not exactly sure how alive he is at the moment or how long he can maintain this particular mode of existence or what’s going to happen in the near future and also there’s the question of the twenty odd angels bunked up in this motel so - difficult to answer.

Everything’s fine, he types in response.

Words: 2365, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Castiel, Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Additional Tags: Road Trip, Season 9, this was written during season 9, it is no longer canon compliant but ya know, it is what it is, Mark of Cain, Dean Bears The Mark of Cain, Cas-centric, POV Castiel

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by pacebrows

The American motel room is, to the road-weary drifter, a source of soothing constancy in an existence characterized by transience and inconstancy. Castiel has become intimately acquainted with the cookie cutter sameness of the American motel room since his introduction to the Winchesters, and he’s found in his time on Earth that it is easy to feel at home when one is homeless in these rooms that vary little from one another, that it’s easy to overlook the differences in the wallpaper or in the generic watercolor prints that hang above the beds that always seem to be in the exact same place in every different room - two of them side by side, facing the same ancient television, separated by the same faux-wood nightstand holding the same Gideon bible in the top drawer.

Words: 2365, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester

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by pacebrows

the united states is at war with russia and professor castiel milton has been hired as a wartime advisor to the shurley administration despite being fiercely anti-war. captain dean winchester is an air force engineer involved in weapons development. they are both stationed at a top secret base. cas is grumpy, dean is a goober and the world is at war.

Words: 9849, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Castiel, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Naomi (Supernatural), Jessica Moore, Bobby Singer, Charlie Bradbury, Ash (Supernatural), Kevin Tran, Balthazar (Supernatural)

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Additional Tags: Military, Professor Castiel, Soldier Dean, kind of? lmao idk, cas is a grumpy butt, dean is a goober, this is v self indulgent

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by pacebrows

castiel thinks about christmas and is happy literally that's what this is

Words: 1611, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Castiel

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, kind of it's not really the focus lmao

Additional Tags: Christmas, literally this is just me vomiting christmas and castiel emotions, kevin is alive because that episode never happened

rUDE 

dean comes in and cas all excited about the things he baked !!! "dean try these, i made them from scratch" and he's just rambling on and on and dean's staring at his nose and he suddenly just swipes it with his thumb and licks it off with his tongue "you had a little" and they're both kind of blushing anD cas just "thank you dean" and he hands him a whole-wheat blueberry muffin "i know you liked them in pies so i-, well...try it" 

are we ever going to talk about the fact that someone calling dean ''d-dog'' is now canon