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MEME— ; Ultimate Ship Tag! [ not accepting ]

DISAGREEMENTS– ;

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Sage.Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Neither of them threaten to leave, but both are likely to step away for a bit to cool off, and calm down before talking to each other again.Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Neither.Who trashes the house? Both are partial to getting a bit violent if they’re worked up enough, but both are also very mindful of each other and as a result don’t tend to trash anything. The most that will happen is maybe one of them punches a wall.Do either of them get physical? Never with each other.How often do they argue/disagree? They’ll have moments where they’ll have a disagreement, which will turn into long serious talks where one or both of them will get upset– but hardly ever to they actually get angry with each other. Small, playful squabbles are more often than anything serious.Who is the first to apologise? Sage.

SEX— ;

Who is on top? Both.Who is on the bottom? Both.Who has the strangest desires? Hayden, more often than not.Any kinks? They like finding new places to have sex other than the bed. Wether it be in and around the house, or potentially in public places.Who’s dominant in bed? Sage sometimes, but they’ll switch often.Is head ever in the equation? Yes.If so, who is better at performing it? Hayden probably has a little more experience but both enjoy giving and receiving (Hayden a little more so on the latter).Ever had sex in public? Not yet, planning to.Who moans the most? Hayden.Who leaves the most marks? Hayden.Who screams the loudest? Both can get pretty loud tbh.Who is the more experienced of the two? Hayden.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Both~Rough or soft? Sage likes it rough, and Hayden enjoys both, so they switch it around depending on their moods.How long do they usually last? It depends how horny or worked up they are from the get go tbh. If they’re really riled up before they even get into it they probably won’t last long.Is protection used? Not anymore.Does it ever get boring? No, and on the very off chance that it does, they both discuss new things to try often, so they’ll never have nothing to fall back on.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? To date–? The couch. But they’ve got plans, okay.

FAMILY— ;

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? If asked Hayden will probably avoid the question, but he does want kids eventually, and he knows Sage does too.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? One, or two.Who is the favorite parent? Sage, probably.Who is the authoritative parent? Both try to be equally authoritative.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Hayden.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Hayden.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Sage will probably have more time to, but Hayden will do his best.Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Both.Who changes the diapers? They play rock paper scissors.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Both, sometimes they go together, because Hayden likes watching Sage with the kids.Who spends the most time with the children? Sage.Who packs their lunch boxes? Sage (Hayden’s made too many ‘unhealthy’ lunches and therefore has been banned from lunch duty).Who gives their children ‘the talk’? They both do it together, but Hayden will probably sit back and watch Sage struggle a bit before he decides to help out.Who cleans up after the kids? Sage, more so than Hayden.Who worries the most? Sage.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Both, to be honest.

AFFECTION— ;

Who likes to cuddle? Hayden.Who is the little spoon? They take turns depending on the mood.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Hayden.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? Neither have much restraint.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Forever.Who gives the most kisses? Hayden.What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Taking baths together.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Anywhere– but probably the couch, curled up against each other.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Sage– but it’s also pretty even.How often do they get time to themselves? Whenever neither of them is working or sleeping. They do their best to make as much time as they can for each other.

SLEEPING— ;

Who snores? Hayden does very softly but will absolutely refuse to admit it.If both do, who snores the loudest? Hayden.Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? They cozy up together. They’ve both gotten used to falling asleep in each others arms by now.Who talks in their sleep? Sage, sometimes.What do they wear to bed? Just briefs.Are either of your muses insomniacs? No.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Sometimes, if either of them have had a particularly stressful day.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Wrap their limbs around each other.Who wakes up with bed hair? Hayden.Who wakes up first? Hayden.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Sage.What is their favourite sleeping position? Facing each other, legs wrapped up and arms circling around one another, with someone’s face tucked against the others chest (they switch every now and then).Who hogs the sheets? They’re probably too stuck to each other for one to hog them more than the other– but if not, Hayden.Do they set an alarm each night? Most nights.Can a television be found in their bedroom? No.Who has nightmares? Both do, occasionally.Who has ridiculous dreams? Hayden.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Sage.Who makes the bed? Neither.What time is bed time? Earlier for Hayden than it is for Sage, because of his work.Any routines/rituals before bed? Washing up and then cuddling a bit before eventually migrating to the bed, where they’ll snuggle up and get a few words in before passing out.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Hayden.

WORK— ;

Who is the busiest? Hayden.Who rakes in the highest income? Hayden.Are any of your muses unemployed? No.Who takes the most sick days? It’s harder for Hayden to take sick days than Sage, but Sage takes better care of himself so that he doesn’t get sick. When Hayden is sick, all Sage wants to do is take care of him, so he’ll make him stay home.Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Hayden.Who sucks up to their boss? Sage is his own boss and Hayden doesn’t need to suck up to the heads to get what he wants.What are their jobs? Sage works with glass blowing and Hayden is a KBS producer.Who stresses the most? Sage.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They enjoy them.Are your muses financially stable? Yes.

HOME— ;

Who does the washing? Hayden.Who takes out the trash? Sage.Who does the ironing? Sage.Who does the cooking? Sage, more often.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Neither.Who is messier? They’re both messier together than apart, tbh.Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Hayden.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Hayden.Who forgets to flush the toilet? Neither.Who is the prankster around the house? Sage.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Sage.Who mows the lawn? There is no lawn–Who answers the telephone? Sage.Who does the vacuuming? Hayden.Who does the groceries? They like to go together.Who takes the longest to shower? Hayden.Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Hayden.

MISCELLANEOUS— ;

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MEME— ; Do You Like How I Portray My Muse? /// [ accepting ]