#ozztober

On your first day of work, you encountered a monster beyond your comprehension. A colossal mass of blight and energy, standing above trees and hills and overseeing the grounds with an all-knowing gaze.

You'd assumed he is the owner of the Monster Hotel, the one who guides everything with an iron fist. You were quickly told by your centaur manager that no, the forgotten God of an ancient, long buried Cosmos is just Toby. The gardener.

Toby is rather shy and mostly mumbles words of a cursed language you don't dare to understand. He frequently offers you small bouquets of flowers whenever you pass by his garden. On particularly hot days, he likes to wear his lucky straw hat.

Content: gender neutral reader, NSFW

Big, scary werewolf, held on a leash by a mere human. Would rip everyone else to shreds, but he merrily follows behind you like an obedient dog, ready to be at your service.

You were rather skeptical when the agency presented you with a gargantuan beast as an emotional support pet. Even more so when he dealt with someone who’d stalked you home; you stared in terror at his ferocious attacks, worried you could be next someday.

Well, to a certain degree. He is ferocious indeed, but in different ways. The unholy creature is, simply put, obsessed with the little human he was tasked to accompany. He loves looking after you and is unexpectedly affectionate. Particularly horny, too, as you’ve learned rather quickly.

You were feeling quite needy one evening and wondered if your werewolf’s aid would include such lewd necessities. As it turns out, it was enough for you to sheepishly mention it out loud before you were pinned to the bed and fucked into a drooling mess. You can’t be certain, of course, but you suspect he’s been hoping to breed you for a long time already. His thrusts were desperate and greedy, finishing with a knowing grin: he’d finally claimed you as his.

The question now stands: who’s owning who?

Ghost Harem x Exorcist!Reader

I don't know, I just found the idea of an exorcist who keeps attracting the ghosts they're trying to purify very funny. content: gender neutral reader, mildly NSFW

You would argue you're rather good at your job.

Whenever you receive a call from a victim in need, you show up. Additionally, you never leave empty-handed. You're known to always complete your job. If a house is possessed, whatever ghost or devil is tormenting the poor inhabitants will be swiftly removed.

Normally, these spirits and demons would be purged; sent back to their hells, or off into some unknown afterlife. That, of course, was your initial aim.

Except these damned ghouls end up following you instead. Sometimes you don’t even get to perform the proper rituals: it’s enough to step foot into the cursed place, and they will pounce without delay, attaching themselves to you like starved dogs.

You’ve tried everything. The latest priestess you visited erupted in laughter upon hearing your misfortune and suggested the unholy creatures must be in love with you.

Love? A ghost? Nonsense. Most likely they are waiting for a moment of weakness, so they can devour your soul. That's what you tell yourself, pale with repugnance, gawking at the devilish curse standing before you and touching themselves. Their translucent visage is relaxed into a perverted grin.

Suddenly, a foreign weight presses itself into your shoulder. From behind you, a slender creature throws itself at the offender.

"Away! Keep away from my beloved," they bark, waving their long sleeves in disbelief. Its face is covered by a sealing talisman.

"Let the human sleep," another voice croaks from the shadows. "(Y/N) has a long day tomorrow."

You shriek as something slithers out of your shirt. A serpent-like monster speeds across your sheets with a chuckle.

"I just hope it's not another suitor. It's getting kind of cramped here, you know?"

The priestess' laughter rings against your ears, and you sigh, defeated. Maybe you can put them to work, at the very least.

Oh, they'd be more than happy to service you. In any way possible.

It's common for popular streamers to open their own online store, selling merch and other similar products.

What you didn't expect was to find a store completely dedicated to...you. Keychains, body pillows, mousepads, your eyes glanced over all the options as you scrolled down the page. "Show your love for the human with these exclusive collectibles", the main page bragged. "All proceeds are tipped back during (Y/N)'s livestreams."

It seems that your monstrous followers have diligently searched for ways to express their dedication. Cute, you eventually concluded. Sure, why not? It's just a harmless business.

Then you found the guide. A thick, lavish book, nicknamed "The (Y/N) Bible" in the reviews left by monsters. You gawked in horror, speedily scanning some of the sample paragraphs.

How on Earth did they know all these things about you?

You'd think that officially dating your dragon guardian would soften him up. Alas, the grumpy attitude remains.

You pay it no mind. After all, you know too well that once the garments come off, his frown vanishes instantly. Tis but an act.

lowk kinda freaky o.o not that im complaining

anyways do with this information what you will

content: female reader, NSFW, monster smut, spiky intercourse, implied anal, 24 hour cockdown (heh)

Yuugiri, your serpent demon boyfriend, can be particularly vengeful. You've learned it the hard way. While most of his viciousness is reserved for other people, he does have certain ways to deal with you, too.

"I'm so glad you're not upset about it anymore", you mention, softly, clinging to his shoulders.

He slowly presses his hips against you, earning another whine from your dry mouth. He likes to take his time fucking you, caressing your skin, gently biting along his path, teasing you with deep, relaxed thrusts.

"Well, about that..." he begins, seemingly thoughtful.

Your hooded eyes suddenly shoot open, and your nails dig into his back. A sharp sensation has avalanched over, causing you to wince. You try to push him off, but he remains still, his grip on your sprawled thighs indifferent to your struggles.

Even more, you feel stuck. Your walls have secured themselves against his length, or maybe it's the other way around. What's certain is that you cannot physically detach yourself from him.

"What have you done?" you inquire, frowning at him.

You can tell Yuugiri is greatly enjoying himself. He grins and strokes your hair reassuringly.

"See, I happened to read that bonding is really important for couples. What better way to connect than this?"

"And how long do you plan to leech off my genitals," you groan, annoyed by the abrupt stop to your intimate time.

"I have all day," he chuckles, savoring your frustration. "I know you haven't come yet, though. I'm not that mean, so let's take care of it. After all, you have more than one entrance, don't you?"

He lifts you onto his lap and secures your bottom over his second member.

"Perhaps by tomorrow morning you'll have realized your mistakes", he declares, but his petty revenge is quickly drowned out by your shameless moans.

I'm afraid you'll be the one who has to cuddle Yuugiri. Snake decorations? Really? You better not allow any blasphemous thoughts of similarity cross your mind.

His beautiful image, trampled like that. Mockery! He will drag you to the nearest bedroom for immediate consolation. Truth be told, he's not even that upset. He just wanted an excuse to touch you away from everyone else.