#ghost harem

You continue down the dark hallway, holding the satchel of purifying salt and scanning each shadow and corner coming into view.

"I don't like this," the voice behind you whines. "This place must be haunted. What if a ghost appears out of nowhere? Let's go back, I'm scared."

You turn around, staring at your partner in annoyance.

"You're a ghost. Literally."

The translucent, slender man floats before you, twirling his hair in embarrassment.

"Well, yes, but it's not the same! There are some really evil spirits out there and I'd rather not meet any of them."

He bats his eyelashes in your direction - or at least you assume so, given his face is covered by a sealing talisman - and you click your tongue.

"Wait in the car, then. I've been paid to exorcise the house."

Another ghoul materializes next to you.

"You heard (Y/N). Get out of here if you're going to be a coward."

The two apparitions begin to bicker with one another. It's a good thing you've come to do the job alone; what would the client think? A famous exorcist, showing up with a harem of ghosts who won't leave you alone. And one of them is afraid of ghosts! This better be a short evening, you grumble to yourself, walking further into the cursed labyrinth.

Biggest TW is mention of death and dying

Mostly i imagine that you were once a ruling Monarch with a very loyal harem. They loved pampering you and being pampered in return, other than Occasional fights, they never turned on one another. They entered great mourning when you passed and have refused to leave the palace ever since.

Fast forward to millenia, you have reincarnated into the modern world. Yet the difference is, you never seem to be able to find love. Partners come and go with the ease of a well greased pan, nothing sticks unlike your stainless steel against meat. Frankly, just relationship difficulties.

You decided to go on vacation instead. Focus on yourself you know. There are rumors of this tourist spot, this palace from millenia ago being haunted. Rumors say that the monarch's former harem roams the halls, wailing out for the return of their monarch.

So you stepped. You came. You arrived. It was beautiful, Behatifully preserved as if time never came. As if the place was in its own bubble. Yet you can't help the feeling of being watched as you roam through the halls of the grand home, taking pictures of the paintings, the artistic details to the walls and pillars.

It all came to a head once you entered the throne room. The roon where the past Monarch and their concubines once spent their days in. Unaware that within the shadows, a certain group of supernatural beings had crumpled up into a dark corner.

"Is that them? "

"It has to be! It feels like them! "

"It is them, look. They even liked that carviture. "

"Only the monarch likes it. Even the elders called it ugly- ow! "

"Do not disrespect their tastes! "

"Wait- Why are they leaving? "

"Where are they going? "

"After them! "

Ghost Harem x Exorcist!Reader

I don't know, I just found the idea of an exorcist who keeps attracting the ghosts they're trying to purify very funny. content: gender neutral reader, mildly NSFW

You would argue you're rather good at your job.

Whenever you receive a call from a victim in need, you show up. Additionally, you never leave empty-handed. You're known to always complete your job. If a house is possessed, whatever ghost or devil is tormenting the poor inhabitants will be swiftly removed.

Normally, these spirits and demons would be purged; sent back to their hells, or off into some unknown afterlife. That, of course, was your initial aim.

Except these damned ghouls end up following you instead. Sometimes you don’t even get to perform the proper rituals: it’s enough to step foot into the cursed place, and they will pounce without delay, attaching themselves to you like starved dogs.

You’ve tried everything. The latest priestess you visited erupted in laughter upon hearing your misfortune and suggested the unholy creatures must be in love with you.

Love? A ghost? Nonsense. Most likely they are waiting for a moment of weakness, so they can devour your soul. That's what you tell yourself, pale with repugnance, gawking at the devilish curse standing before you and touching themselves. Their translucent visage is relaxed into a perverted grin.

Suddenly, a foreign weight presses itself into your shoulder. From behind you, a slender creature throws itself at the offender.

"Away! Keep away from my beloved," they bark, waving their long sleeves in disbelief. Its face is covered by a sealing talisman.

"Let the human sleep," another voice croaks from the shadows. "(Y/N) has a long day tomorrow."

You shriek as something slithers out of your shirt. A serpent-like monster speeds across your sheets with a chuckle.

"I just hope it's not another suitor. It's getting kind of cramped here, you know?"

The priestess' laughter rings against your ears, and you sigh, defeated. Maybe you can put them to work, at the very least.

Oh, they'd be more than happy to service you. In any way possible.

I'm honestly surprised the goof was so well-received. It was a very spontaneous kind of idea, as I begun watching Little Witch Academia during my daily cycling and promptly fell in love with Sucy's design.

I have a soft spot for gloomy, unusual characters, so I'm glad I could add another one to the collection.

Hah, to be entirely honest with you, I originally just wanted to come up with something ghost-related for the event. But then I remembered how much I love the jiangshi design and really, really wanted to build something around it.

That is to say, I am officially including the little guy in my OC database, and the story that comes with him. So I’d definitely do more related content in the future, maybe even design more of the ghastly harem members.