#ozo mumbles

-his cat, nyx, is really bad at catching insects. nyx brought him a half-alive spider and when he went to put it out of its misery it bit him and then his cat licked the bite. kitty dna got in there and now hes like that

-he doesnt have a name besides spidercat! i mean, he does, but he doesn't like it. he doesnt pass irl and hasnt come out either so as far as hes concerned his secret identity is spidercat.

-his suit has pawpads! alongside looking adorable, they also have propulsion gel a la portal 2 that let him jump a lot further/sneak around better

-the cat ears and tail are real. he has to hide them when hes not in his costume, which sucks

-hes kind of an asshole to other spiders- partially due to his arachnophobia and also partially due to the fact that he thinks the whole canon thing is bullshit. none of those important events have happened to HIM (yet.) so why does it matter?

-he is NOT my self insert for my spotship! hes not into the spot in my head. hes just a funny little guy.