Mar 3
Al, holding a large present: Hello Jason, how are you doing bud?
Al: Bruce
Bruce: Simmons
Jason: Oh hey Al! What's with the box?
Al: A gift for you kid, out of the kindness of my heart and to piss Bruce off
Bruce: So it's a weapon?
Al: Jason please open it
Bruce: God damnit
Al: I've told you what I did to God already
Jason, opening the box: Come on old man, how bad can it-
Jason: What in the actual shit?
Al: It's an AK-830 rocket launcher, I don't know if it exists in your universe, it was very useful to have one of these in one of my first fights against Overt-kill
Bruce: WHY? JUST WHY THE HELL WOULD HE NEED THAT??
Al: Mission successful
Bruce: I'M NOT PISSED I'M HORRIFIED!
Al: Works for me
