Dan: We’re 55 episodes into our show. Student: Wait, what show? What are you even talking about? Dan: Tales From The-- Wait, you’re in it! Itzel (formerly known as “Firestarter”): You’re in a few of them. Student: I am???

Will: Who in the Bible is a good example of male headship? Kentucky: MARY AND JOSEPH!!! Will: ...no, Jesus. Kentucky: Oh yeah, Jesus.

*An ungodly stench settles near the computer where Dan and Daniel are sitting.* Daniel: Oh wow, what’s that smell? Dan: One time I’m happy my allergies are acting up. I can’t smell anything-- OH WOW, that’s awful! Make it stop!

Dan: I had to bust out the book of quotes tonight. Kentucky: Did I say something stupid? I did, huh?

Will: Why do we use cookie cutters? Kentucky: To cut cookies!!! Dan: Well, you’re not wrong. *Slides of gingerbread men pop up to make things weirder.*

*We’re talking about how a woman generally changes her last name when she gets married.* Student: (legitimately serious question) Drew, did you know your wife changed her last name [to yours]? Drew: Yes, OF COURSE I know.

Dan: How much time do you need for the message? Will: 10 minutes. Dan: o rly? Will: An hour. Student: WHAT???

Ballet Is Life: I’m super tired! Dan: And you didn’t even do ballet today. Ballet Is Life: I know! I’m fat.