#overbite773

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Godawful journalism is viral.  It's easy to trash a game.  Probably easier to short sell a stock and call yourself an activist investor.  But harder to turn trash into treasure.  Not very hard to find loot.  Especially in a Gearbox game.  We take the grind for a haul and then some.  And take everything but the cake which was a lie anyway.  How's that for being witty?  Maybe that's why my portfolio is the strongest.

Finally a great excuse to rope off square footage for tax purposes.  This isn't really the reason why I decided to leave the couch in the living room.  Calling it a second bedroom is probably too generous.  You might be able to raise a Pac Baby for a few months with the right crib.  But Ms. Pac Man would probably lobby for more square footage.  I'm not packing my baggage up just yet.  But I definitely send them packing in this video.

Nate Nanzer, Fortnite’s head of global partnerships, told The Verge that the goal is to turn party royale into a proper — albeit virtual — venue for artists. “If you’re on tour, you want to stop on the Fortnite stage,” he said. “It’s a unique way to get in front of an audience that maybe you’re not reaching through other means.”

How can someone make losing look so good?  Being a loser is a lifelong practice.  The more you lose, the less likely you'll lose sometime in the distant future.  You can watch me here lose for an hour.  Maybe we can learn a little something in the process.  Like how to do the totem dance when the chips are down.  And they are definitely down for the duration of this video. 

“Another monologue...”