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I Don’t F*cking Care

How To Vamp: A Brochure by SnowBaz

Snowbaz Dictionary

Another Snowbaz Dictionary

“Keith,” says Lance, slowly. “Are you sure this edible?”

“Yes.”

“But like, really sure?”

Keith pointedly scoops a spoonful of the stuff into his mouth, and eats it, maintaining eye contact with Lance the whole time. Lance looks horrified.

“Dude, that’s disgusting.”

Keith swallows. “It actually does taste like carrots and chicken,” he says thoughtfully, looking at the label on the little jar. He sticks the (tiny) spoon back in it for safekeeping.

“Oh my god.”

“Look, if I can eat it, so can she.”

At which point they both turn to look at the wailing baby in the high chair between them. The goop is all over her face and hands but Keith knows very little of it actually made it into her mouth.

“I don’t think she likes carrots and chicken,” says Lance, tiredly. Neither of them have had a full night’s sleep in months.

“Matt,” says Shiro. “No.”

“C’mon, it’d be awesome.”

“No. You’re not replacing anyone’s jetpack with a cannon.”

Matt pouts, but Shiro is unswayed.

“The jetpacks are there for a reason–we’ve all needed them at some point. A back-mounted cannon would be impractical at best. How would you even aim it?”

“Turn in the right direction,” Matt offers with a grin. He knew the answer was always gonna be no. Still, Shiro could’ve at least entertained the idea, not immediately shot it down. “Give it to Allura, she doesn’t have a jetpack. No loss.”

Shiro sighs, but there’s an undercurrent of amusement to it–Matt thinks, at least. “You’d have to convince Allura, then.”

Matt winks. “You underestimate my power.”

This time Shiro does actually smile. “Good luck,” he says, like he thinks Matt doesn’t have a chance. Well, Matt will show him.