Should the U.K. formally sue ABC for defamation of the character of Arthur Pendragon?

So this is actually a delightful little twist, because as we all know, the only thing Hook hates more than the Dark One is colorful non-leather fabrics. I mean, yes, there are a lot of questions raised by the reveal that Hook has been Dark One No. 2 all along, like: how did Hook not realize he was an all-powerful immortal? Why would a memory curse work on him if he is now one of two almost omnipotent beings? And why was Emma pretending to be evil and promising to punish everyone all this time if she was the one who, like, goofed basically?

Anyway, Robin and Zelena had a baby girl now and Regina was like, sure. Then Emma busted in and kidnapped Zelena. That's why she'd rushed the birth! Because she needed to kill Zelena but didn't want to hurt the baby. Yes, Emma's grand plan is to put all the darkness into Zelena and then kill Zelena, because even though all this season Emma has sounded like the only grown up on the playground, explaining over and over that darkness is a metaphor and people are not two-dimensional representations of good and evil, suddenly filling Zelena with darkness like a water balloon with tar and then just popping her seemed like the best solution at hand.

Merlin even started to kill Snow, but that didn't take (personal theory: Snow is actually a demon) because Merlin was somehow able to supersede the laws of magic that theoretically bind the premise of this show together just by flaring his nostrils.

Hilariously, Regina was not buying that Emma did any of this for Hook’s benefit. Her reaction to his claims made me laugh so hard. Regina was like, “No, this is not about you, Hook. Get over yourself. She said that? Well, that wasn’t Emma talking, that was the Dark One manipulating you with her lies. No way this is all about you because real talk: it’s all about her and me. I’m sorry. Watch how her parents tail my ass this whole episode every time she gets close to telling the truth. They know what’s up.”

After Emma saved him, Hook picked himself up off the ground and started screaming. Just screaming and screaming and screaming. "You saved me?! But aren't you the Dark One?! Okay, maybe you aren't totes evil after all! In which case I must really seem like an asshole given how I've treated you! But maybe I like you even if you are all-powerful! But what happened man?! Why are you still the Dark One?! Why are we all not rememberrring how that went dooown!!!" There was so much screaming. And then Emma screamed back, "You want to know why I'm the Dark One?! It's all because of you!" Just yells echoing through the trees. The hundreds of people who are sleeping in Storybrooke's woods these days must not get much sleep because of A) the bitter cold, and B) Hook shrieking and shrieking.

Also, OUAT finally—proudly—brought a lesbian romance to the forefront and yes I am talking about the well scene. I mean, come ON. Why else would Charming and Snow interrupt Regina that hard? Why else would Emma jump head-first into living with a man who wears eight high school class rings at a time unless she was trying to run away from the realest love she’s ever known? Look, we all know I’m biased but COME ON.