#ouatrewatch2016

im ready

oh boy 

a cyrus flashback 

why does this always happen in movies 

the guys freak out 

because they lost at poker 

damn 

WHAT 

DID THEY JUST BURN HIS MOM 

DAMN 

THATS 

A BIT MUCH ISNT IT ?

ana is such a cutie 

shes trying to cheer cyrus up 

will’s sass 

is my fave

when did ana and cyrus 

become my brotp 

youre so creepy jabberwocky 

so very creepy 

shouldnt they like 

bury lizard or something 

ew 

holy fuck 

jeez 

why are the jabberwocky’s bangs like this 

im against it 

im tired 

and 

nvm 

hi scarlet queen 

whats up 

youre honor 

really 

also 

why is ana 

so cute 

fuck 

holy shit 

i just found out 

the streaming site im on 

has an HD setting 

fuck 

and 10 episodes in 

of course 

look how cute ana is 

will 

are you kidding 

of course its bad 

also 

ana is so cute 

what the fuck 

im so alive 

will: im anti scarlet queen 

ana: youre hurting my feelings 

will: i stg ana 

FUCK 

WHY IS SHE 

SUCH SCARLET QUEEN 

ITS MAKING ME SO HAPPY 

ana doing her best to make sure will is safe 

damn 

im alive 

ana 

stay calm 

i promise 

youre going to be fine 

remember 

they cant kill you 

ana 

youre okay 

ana 

please 

i love you 

youll be fine 

DAMN 

FUCKING 

BLESSED 

I CHOSE  A GOOD FAVE 

i mean 

i know its not gonna work 

but like 

still 

damn 

she just stabbed her 

HAHA 

DID SHE JUST HEADBANG HER 

WHAT THE FUCK 

THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS 

okay so 

if someone dies 

before their three wishes are fulfilled 

what happens to the genie 

cause like he cant get a new master 

so 

what happens?

also wow 

fun riddle 

why is cyrus 

acting very sus 

im confused 

that thing 

is very fucking creepy 

what is even happening 

alice is such a fave holy shit 

shes so fucking smart 

and polite 

and i love her

why is cyrus 

being suspicious 

oh god 

and so the prison scenes begin 

im not ready 

why is she so close to eating her own hair 

what 

even 

WAIT OKAY 

I WAS RIGHT 

SHE WAS TURNED INTO THE STICK THING 

NICE 

ana deserves so much better 

hello jabberwocky 

god thats so long 

i literally only call ana 

ana 

because anastasia is really fucking long 

but jabberwocky is literally longer 

so 

i need a nickname for her 

jabber 

?

ugh 

no 

oh god 

his mom is still alive

nice 

ew

oh damn 

wow 

shes pretty 

shes way too young to be their mom 

i keep forgetting that like 

sidney existed 

like 

was he born a genie or cursed?

i want to know 

omg 

if his mom 

is amara 

im gonna fucking scream 

im calling it rn 

right now 

and keep in mind i dont remember what she looked like 

so like 

idk 

if its her 

but if it is 

im fucking calling it 

omg and 

she wants the genies 

to break the laws of magic 

to save her sons 

fucking 

im calling it 

hm 

one of them 

was in a lamp like sidney 

interesting 

idk yall 

im 

just 

trying to 

figure this out 

jabberwocky 

dont hurt my fucking daughter 

no 

babe 

dont cry 

ana and i both feel personally attacked rn 

is she bleeding 

out her ears 

im going to scream 

my daughter 

doesnt deserve this 

oh ana 

you know she cant kill him 

please 

please 

dont 

ana 

babe 

why 

omg what a fucking sweetie 

i love him 

which one is he 

tweedledee

or 

tweedledum 

i wanna know 

i love him 

hes m y son 

everybody makes mistakes 

everybody has those days 

everybody knows what 

what im talking about 

everybody makes mistakes 

alice says the cutest stuff 

im living 

OKAY 

IM RIGHT 

HIS MOM IS AMARA 

IM SO RIGHT 

k 

see you tomorrow for 

spoiler alert 

someone dying 

Dinners at Granny’s are so overrated. What on earth is Snowing’s obsession with them? All the new crises befall them during celebrations there, Regina says the food isn’t even that great, and the whole ambiance just doesn’t seem right for “deathbed celebration.”

“Kelly, Hunter, Pistachio… oh my god. I just realized that all three of those work as baby names.” OK. I actually did think this was funny.

Thanks, Regina. The casual tornado is my favorite form of transportation. And “YOU WILL SEE ME AGAIN!” is scenery-chewing Bex at her finest.

This Dark!Hook jaw twitch cutting to past Captain Hook jaw twitch is a very important transition.

This backstory is the dumbest but I try to distract myself during it.

Years must work really differently in the Enchanted Forest.

So Papa Hook’s nurse fell in love and gave him a TLK. That’s not all bad. Really! It means that there’s still hope for the poor horse Regina cursed back in 4x14. Any old mare with a kind soul could come up to the slumbering stallion and Brennan Jones that shit to life.

Why is Charming Family Minus Emma so chipper? If I knew I was dying in an hour and thought “the best idea is to enjoy the time I have left,” I’d either be sobbing through the highest-calorie dessert I could order or participating in a wild, desperate orgy.

When counting jaw twitches, do I count each motion as a separate twitch? I need to know how others do their counting. Colin might've been in the low seventies for them this episode. I hope he took a good rest.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIMUUUEEEEEEEEEEE. Remember when Merlin cried that? That’s me right now.

I don’t care if she “had” to die, I miss Nimue. She needs to come back whether it’s to romance the Blue Fairy or to assert her title of All Dark Ones, much like Rumple is now the Dark All-In-One.

They are so on-the-nose with this “kind of man you really are.” I can only hear that line a finite number of times before I stop taking it seriously.

Some things in this episode are just so funny in hindsight.

Rumple promising to be the courageous man of honor that Belle deserves.

Overall, preening Hero!Rumple is alternately annoying and hilarious.

Henry saying Regina and Rumple totally turned themselves around! They’re heroes now! (the latter much more so though)

Rumple talking about how he’s changed and his heart is now pure. Oops.

Belle saying she needs to protect her heart. That was pretty savage, Belle. But courageous and commendable. Especially if you’d just follow through.

On a serious note though, Henry didn’t “make Regina her best self.” That took 10 more years and losing or almost losing Henry, multiple times. Good luck with that, Zelena.

IM READY 

MORE SCARLET QUEEN BACKSTORY 

MORE ANA BACKSTORY 

IM S O 

P U M P E D 

ugh 

hi mom

my least favorite person 

why do all evil queen’s mothers suck 

also 

loser

same

me as fuck 

i hate 

this mom 

she is such a piece of shit 

i just want scarlet queen to be happy 

look how cute they are 

im so alive 

will is such a cutie 

and so is ana 

and i just want them to be happy 

why is ana this cute 

someone please explain 

alice is a cutie 

alice is not seeing the big picture 

and ana is pretending she isnt horribly depressed that her true love is a statue 

why is ana so cute 

its fucking ridiculous 

shes supposed to be evil 

btu shes fucking 

adorable 

im out 

im so alive 

thats a big fucking mushroom 

lol 

ana is such a cutie 

im so alive 

when i first heard about wonderland 

i figured that the wonder was short for wonderful 

not wonder how we’re gonna make it 

fave

actual fave

ana babe 

dont do it 

her little pout 

how the fuck 

is will supposed to refuse 

ana is 

im so alive 

what is cyrus doing 

im so tired and confused 

heres the thing 

my two least fave characters 

are jafar and the white rabbit 

because of the cgi and just jafar bores me 

so im bored 

oh 

cyrus just escaped?

idk whats happening 

wow alice sure has a lot of hope 

omg 

flashbacks 

fuck 

ana is so pretty 

im so fucking 

gay 

how is she this cute 

how is this legal 

wow hes old 

hes super fucking im old 

im out 

my kids deserve better 

oh my god alice

just fucking jump 

whelp 

there she fucking goes 

i fucking love ana’s servants/guards 

theyre outfits are my fucking fave 

ana please 

why

ana 

pls 

why 

i just want 

you two to be happy 

oh yeah cyrus is still a character 

NICE CATCH

jafar bores me so much 

im v tired 

pls save me 

wow 

smol alice looks like a mess

whats even happening rn 

im so 

what 

well 

there ana goes 

im so confused 

and tired

and ana is pretending she isnt scared 

ANA’S FUCKING FACE 

BLESS

FUCKING 

BLESS

HAHAHA 

HER FACE 

i love ana’s braid 

im living for it 

this seems like the worst place to put valuables 

wheres the fucking guards 

wheres the security system

THE FUCKING GUARD’S SASS 

FUCK 

I LOVE THEM 

hes so fucking old 

im so fucking out

i love her stealing outfit 

hes so fucking old 

ana 

no 

dont do this 

please babe 

please 

dont 

im tired 

and my otp is falling apart 

and 

ugh 

hes so old 

im so 

ugh 

do they ever actually call her ana in the show 

or do they always say anastasia 

anyways will deserves so much better 

i always call her ana 

she has such nice eyes

welcome back will 

ana running away 

is the reason im 

fucking 

crying myself to sleep 

i just want them to be happy 

okay then 

see you tomorrow 

for 

who knows

OKAY SOOOOOOOOOOO

I just finished rewatching the Season 5 Finale, which means that the hiatus rewatch of OUaT is officially over for me :( I’ve posted before about how great of an experience this has been so I won’t go into all of it again, but I would like to thank @ouat-rewatch/@whitesheepcbd for doing this because I think I forgot to do that last time.

Now! Some quick thoughts on Only You/An Untold Story.

First of all, I have a couple different theories on Hook’s unforgettable “aggressive bunny rabbit” line. I’m almost positive it’s foreshadowing, and I think everyone can agree that we’ll probably see at least one of these two characters in Season 6:

because obviously there is nothing else that aggressive bunny rabbit could refer to

(icymi this is a joke)

SECONDLY! and this is an actual theory

I think I know why the Evil Queen is, apparently, invincible. What I would like to cite is Jekyll’s dialogue in the LoUS. David and Zelena ask him why Hyde looks nothing like him and is 10x stronger, and he explains that people’s dark sides appear how they imagine them. Jekyll imagines his evil side as gigantic, intimidating, damaged, controlling, and powerful. Regina imagines her evil side as her past self - the woman in the flashy dresses with the cleavage who has a grudge against Snow. Simply put, these evil sides were never physically within them prior to the serum - they were imaginary. Don’t get me wrong, the dark impulses are very much real, and karma, or some form thereof, likely is too. But do you really believe that the inside of Regina’s soul looks like some boxing ring - in the red corner, Cotton and Good Intentions! And in the blue corner, Evil Cleavage! - ? That’s just nonsense. Dark impulses are dark impulses - they don’t need to have physical form. (Nimue could be considered an exception, but she’s not a representation of dark impulses - her spirit is contained within the dagger, so she actually is there, and just happens to want to lead her newest victims astray. She’s just peer pressure’s physical form.)

I think that Regina and Jekyll lost the ability to shape their evil selves with their imagination once they split them - otherwise Hyde and EQ would be waaaay too easy to defeat to be season villains. But up to the point that the split happened, everything they thought about them became true. Regina had become convinced that the darkness was a result of her actions as the Evil Queen - so her darkness started looking like the Evil Queen. Regina believed that the Evil Queen could never forgive Snow White - so her darkness is after Snow White. Regina was told that she was having a battle against her darkness - so her darkness is going to fight to win the war. And most importantly, Regina thought that she would never be rid of her darkness - and now she never can. Not until she finds a way to put it back under her control, anyway. (Spoiler alert: the Evil Queen will be defeated by being put back inside Regina. Guarantee it.)

Now that my theories are done, I would like to confirm that I will be participating in the Once in Wonderland rewatch starting tomorrow (errr... today, I guess, it’s almost 1:30am)! I haven’t gotten around to watching the spinoff before so I really want to do that, and I think doing it with the rest of the fandom is a good idea :P I’m also going to try to liveblog every episode, since it will all be fresh reactions! Yay! No one cares but I’ve said it anyway so ha!

A stray jacket? That's a little much, don't you think?

Hook trying to pick the lock 😅

Y'all are too young to be doing the whole "I'll risk anything to help you" thing. You're not even dating yet.

New Yorkers must go through a lot of stuff in their day to day life to not notice a magical purple lightening storm happening above a hotel.

This poor room service guy.

"My parents, Hook, and you sister went through some kind of portal." "Again?" 😅😅 This show is becoming self-aware

"We need a plan." "I have one. I still have a fist. Gold still has a nose." 😅

Mistake number one, Regina: You shouldn't have told Gold that "the Savior" doesn't know you're there. That would make Gold (well, me at least) suspicious. If he wants to know if Emma is there, you let him ask. Don't tell him, or he'll know something's up. He's perceptive and you should know that.

"tasteful cotton and good intentions" My new bio

I know you just went through a very heartwarming journey (with the help of your mother) and got your memories of Zelena back, and went through greif with her but are you sure you actually love her, Regina? That's a pretty big step for knowing her (without trying to kill her) for, what, a couple months, maybe? And you've only been super sisterly-close with her for maybe a week? Idk, man.

"So, not many maids with untold stories then?"

In comes Hook (and Co) to save the day!!

"To be clear, I was fine running."

Snow comes in all like "surprise, bitch."

I still don't like let's-destroy-magic  Henry

The Dragon. Is he Mushu? That would be great

"There's magic everywhere, if you're willing to see it." Put this on my gravestone, thanks.

"With all due respect Grandpa, I think that was exactly what he was talking about."

GET TOLD RUMPLE

"Well, perhaps next time try an aggressive bunny rabbit" 😅😅 OMG HOOK

"People of New York City..." I've never been to NYC, but I feel like that many people would not listen to Henry, a 13 y.o. kid, asking them to help him get his family back. And he's basically asking them to give him money (even though it's only change...I know how New Yorkers (and most people) are with their money). Also, I could, be wrong, but isn't it like illegal (or hugely fineable) to climb on the lion statues?? If not, it probably should be.

"I want to see you end her." Could it be? Is this the reincarnation of Evil Snow from S3 finale? Even if for a second?

Look at how much pain Regina’s in  😥😥

I am not a fan of that red/blue separation CGI. Idk, it's kind of gross to me.

I like, and to an extent actually love, this idea, and I can't wait for season 6, but how come Regina is just now having these "issues" with the Evil Queen?? Wouldn't it make more sense for her to have this conflict in like season two-ish, or early season 3?

Can we talk about how Emma and Regina are just watching Henry and Violet's conversation?? 😅

#NoGreatShakes

Awwww Is this Jared's first on-screen kiss? I'm assuming so since this show has been his job since he was 11 or 12 (right?), and I'm pretty sure he hasn't had any other side jobs. I'm sure the fandom would have heard if he did.

How did Regina know about Operation Mixtape?

EMMA'S FIRST I LOVE YOU  😭😍😭😍 That kiss though

Bye bye crystal

"Storybrooke is mine now" You keep telling yourself that, buddy.

THE QUEEN IS BACK.

I would like to thank @ouat-rewatch / @whitesheepcbd  for doing this rewatch. It was so much fun and a good way to pass the time during this awful hiatus. I loved watching all the seasons straight through instead of random eps here and there, which is what I usually do. I hope everyone had as good a time as I did and cheers to season 6! See you in 2 weeks!!