The Pandainate have started creating their own music videos!! It has come to the World Government’s attention that the videos are made by this new group of youth pandas. We are unsure of the purpose of these videos however we have our best pop culture agents on it. 

In the mean time we wish to stress the importants of not watching any panda related items. Based on what we have discovered so far the youth panda off shoot is a way to connect to the younger generation. These rebellious acts and cool music videos are a way to show that pandas are not only cool but relatable.

This is untrue. As we have stated before the panda is a species of bear and as such an animal. We must remember that no matter what the pandas do they are in fact a group of well organized spies. We are still unsure as to what the purpose of the Pandainate is however if any information is found please state “They are here.” and then repeat your information backwards into the empty air. Don’t worry we will get it.

In the mean time please follow these rules. 

Look the other way

Do not approach

Do not speak to it

Avoid Panda spray paint areas

Do not acknowledge its existence

Take a photo

If approached throw a piece of bamboo and run

Keep your youths from sight

Do not click on or watch any panda songs