#otakunation

Baba: “Throughout my years of dating experience, I’ve learned a few things about women. One — they consume unholy amounts of yogurt. Two — they cry a lot, and if they don’t, they yell. Three — even the skinny ones hit REALLY hard.”

Person: “…Okay?”

Baba: “I mean REALLY, REALLY hard. You can’t imagine. Have you ever been slapped by a woman?”

Person: “No.”

Baba: “I don’t recommend it.”

Me:

Hishikura: "Please leave."

Baba: "You mean like...'leave.'" *wink*

Hishikura: "No, like leave. Legitimately. Walk out of this room so that you are in a different area of containment, leaving me in my own SEPARATE area of solitude."

Baba: "Sooo...you want to be alone?"

Hishikura: "Yes, that is correct."

Baba: "...Like 'alone' alone or 'aloooone' alone?"

Hishikura: *dials phone* "Mamoru, I'm reporting a crime."