#osteoclastics

we finished kingdom of the midnight forest tonight (technically 10/23 12:20 AM CST for me)

it’s been a hell of a ride with party members circling in and out. from our first session answering a call to arms from a 13 year old half orc, to all the victories (the princess is alive!) and mishaps (the priestess spying on us for two years), to the emotional moments of killing our past abusers, the tyrant king, the evil priestess, and the goddess lolth. to our last moment together, the rush to get to the portal to get back home. spending spell slot after spell slot to get everyone back and three of us almost getting left behind. from the magnificent characters of jeffery, ownka, marco polo (and his three dragon moms), and princess marinara, to only name a few. 

on a more personal note--

thank you to @radicata for the wonderfully amazing character of zora. that disaster lesbian tiefling was a constant light in the campaign, and your jokes provided life and laughter to even the most emotional of moments. she was a fierce protester of her little adopted family (especially ownka). her interactions with orryn were some of the best moments of the campaign. 

thank you to @osteoclastics for orryn, the tiny gnome necromancer (okay, i’ll admit he’s an adult now). he was a witty character with awesome spells and his interactions with other characters (pc or npc) were amazing (the cook? zora? some of my favorite interactions). he had great one liners and jokes. i always looked forward to seeing your jokes and memes in the discord or google hangout chats.

thank you to @osroshallward, a late addition to the party but a great one. i will forever be grateful to that lil halfling paladin for taking on the responsible role. miriah spent about 5 days in campaign with us total, and i know you as a player were left out on 2 years worth of inside jokes, but you handled both amazingly and it felt like you had been with us for the full two and a half years. 

thank you of course to our wonderful dm, @weirdgirl-14, for creating this wonderful world and providing hundreds of hours worth of storytelling. you create some of the best npcs out there and i’m always eager to know what happens next in your storytelling. you make dnd something light and fun and easy to enjoy. i know we threw you for a loop many, many times (what do you mean we can’t fight off 500 drow at once?), but you handled it so well and made this chit great for us time and time again. 

3. Have you ever been dungeon master?

ive tried but im never good at it

9. What is the funniest thing anyone has ever said in a d&d session you’ve played in?

yall gotta stop asking this my memory is shit. yesterday 

i fucking cast thunderwave in a 9x9 room, nearly killed a man in another room, and nearly died once again.

managed to steal two greater healing potions and had to convince our cleric not to pay for it (they refused, they’re our impulse control)

found out that everyone in the party except the dwarf and cleric are over 6′

Taliesin lost a lot of fur, had a bag full of duplicates i was forced to dump out thanks to dndbeyond being weird, all of which were covered in lil cat faces/made to resemble cats, because my character had been with a god of puns in an alternate dimension for a bit

also tried to put a lil hat over a completely shaved ear

14. What is the longest d&d campaign you have ever been part of?

14. Does your system have different looks in the headspace?

oh yeah, i’m actually in the middle of drawing our main fronters. i can give quick descriptions of us!

i alternate between 2 appearances. one is more similar to the body, but im a little more on the athletic side, rather as fat as the body is, and have light purple hair. appearance 2 im tall and muscular, with long red hair and red eyes. 

mod l has long pink hair shaved on one side, pink eyes, and large pink wings (hes an angel alter) and is tall and thin. big twink.

mod i is tall and lean muscled, with long sunset coloured hair, and red eyes.

mod u is short and has long brown hair, and hazel eyes. she looks similar to how the body looks when it was younger.

mod p is thin and lean muscled, and has a red mohawk and yellow/gold eyes.

- mod a

i have long blue hair + blue eyes and i’m skinnier than the body. i’m kinda a twig. i’m a twink and proud of it lmfao

mod v is taller than me (like over 6″) + more muscular and has spiky black hair that he ties up in a small and cute ponytail sometimes and yellow eyes and horns. edgy

mod m has purple hair and purple eyes and fairly skinny idk she wears dresses a lot

mod z is tall and twinky. green hair + silver eyes + big wings

mod k has different hair every time i see him, fairly tall. i think his eyes are green? 

mod e is blonde + blue eyes. she’s as tall as an average 12 year old 

- mod c 

23. What does everyone like to do in their free time?

for the most part, we all have similar hobbies, but have own preferences on what we do with those hobbies. for example, while i play any type of video game, mod l only plays simpler games like mario. 

right now, we spend most of our free time working on our upcoming webcomic.

also, mod l runs a bunch of different blogs.

- mod a

MOD V WATCHES BONES THAT’S ALL HE DOES and plays video games 

we also write. not all of us agree on what to work on though