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an ode to art — of all shapes and sizes
all the oscock talk lately had me feeling curious. it led me to this article where all of these quotes are from. it was meant to be something silly and now I genuinely think this is really beautiful so <3
⟢ honourary mention to @landickpics for being home to these landick photos ⟣
edit: thank you for the love <3
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apparently human prostate is 2 inches deep, it made me think just how perfect oscock is to just hit at the right place in lando
idk why its always me with a measurement fact connecting oscock in ur inbox but yea
are you the anon who sent me dicks size facts??? all hail your numeric and pleasure-centred knowledge!
btw I skimmed my asks the other day and this has been sitting with me. like. it really is about how you use it, and oscar is a determined fellow, he would trial every angle, and shove pillow after pillow under lando's hips until he is hitting it dead on every time, his few inches be damned, that boy can fuck!
op81 small dick truthers! I have a question for you!
when you read, write, and/or hc him with a small dick, how small are we talking? (for the sake of the poll, we’re talking how many inches when hard)
what is your op81 small dick hc?
1 inch / 2.5 cm or less
2 inches / 5 cm
3 inches / 7.5 cm
4 inches / 10 cm
other (explain)
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hello again it’s landick anon. i saw ur post and i just want to say i am holding ur hand thru this. together we will fight the monster. we will take on the monster cock. tearing up over the mere mention of big dick is very real of u. the idea of a big dick ignites something inside. hunger isn’t the right word. not just arousal. it bewitches for no reason. also it’s especially the idea of a soft dick for me. idk why. like a big hard throbbing cock is cool. but a big soft flopping dick that hangs heavy and low? sedate me. i’m so serious don’t even bring me back. which is why i hc lando to be completely flaccid in all those photos. same goes for oscock actually. it concerns me less whether he’s a grower or not. it’s the fact that he has a little pecker soft that makes me swoon. i literally just had to swallow down my spit writing this out.
landick anon, it's you! my rat signal worked! 🐀🔦
a hand to hold would be nice right about now <3 and yes, we will take the monster cock 🙂↕️ (that's how you said it, right?) literallyyy it was a friend mentioning that their friend's partner has a massive dick, that should be way too many degrees away from me to bring me to tears! and yet.
I'm reading this ask and bouncing my leg like I'm waiting for bad medical news. everything after "soft dick" has me running around in circles because yes!! my heart may actually be skipping a beat, I hear blood wooshing in my ears. this is all so profound and earnest. and this "but a big soft flopping dick that hangs heavy and low?" is almost cruel. that comment from the reddit post gif calling his dick "fat and floppy" has altered my brain chemistry. and now "hangs heavy and low", they're like sleeper agent words. soft dick is so underappreciated. in all my time around dick, I have not really had the pleasure of being acquainted with soft dick. another cruelty. and there is just something so wonderful about the weight of dick, isn't there
oh and yes small soft oscock, a perfect little handful to cup and keep safe and warm. I have no doubt the time will come that I tear up about that as well, oscock is just such a darling thought.
we keep unlocking more involuntary bodily responses to landick and oscock... what delicate, beautiful little freaks we are <3 thank you for your time, your hand to hold, and your words of wisodm yet again, landick anon. the moment my eyes prickled with tears and goosebumps appeared along my skin, I thought of you <3
I'll leave you with these tags that @oopslandiia left on a reblogged post about landick that I desperately hope drifted up into the universe like a sacred prayer for me specfically (bc I think of these tags all the time hoping they manifest, not even remotely joking lol)
If lando's paws are 8 inches & oscock is 3 inches.. Will lando put his hand side to side with oscock & be like "you don't even reach half my palm so cute 🥹 can i suck you off :]"
⟢ inspired by this glorious research ⟣
well so hey anon actually EYS EYSEyS YED YES!!!!!!!
the absolute gremlin that he is, he'd probably stop mid blow job to say "y'know, I think I might actually be able to reach further down my throat with my fingers" and then proceed to deep throat his own fingers to prove his point while oscar is blushing furiously and trying to nod and saying "uh huh yeah no totally you can CANYOUPLEASEPUT MY LITTLEDICKIN YOURMOUTHAGAIN GOD PLEASE" both bc he was enjoying it and bc it's so hot to watch he might cum all over himself and not on lando's tongue (which he would prefer. lando however......)
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landick anon how it feels to always be the right one <3
oscock's lack thereof bulge is so cute but it turns straight up obscene when that swimming/cycling suit pics comes nxt to landick ones. makes my head spin a bit the way ur imagery of his small cock just made me
and for the cocooned rat let me share you the image of his sweet cock barely visible but half hard frm adrenaline nestled in his racing suit between his dripping sweaty stomach & thighs post race to keep you toasty
oh landick anon how you are dear to us all <3
I am not immediately familiar with the swimming/cycling suit pics. unless you mean me the oscar snorkeling photos because then yes and I should revisit (if for no other reason than how darling his waist looks in that wet suit)
this pleases the cocooned rat (read: I took a nice deep breath). between his hairy thighs being mentioned previously to you describing him as all sweaty in his race suit we’re really covering some beautiful ground together at rat hq <33
hello i am the anon that talked about how landick makes me tear up on monacobbys ask(not a joke btw). before i got bewitched by landick i was(tbh still am) obsessed with osc bulge(or lack thereof). for some reason i find his lack of bulge extremelyyyyy endearing. so i just wanted to come here and say that seeing oscock discourse on my dash warms my heart. truly. thanks to u. the image of oscar’s small pink cock nestled between thick juicy hairy thighs just mmmmmm. it feels safe. i’m warm. like the first drag of a cigarette on a cold day
oh my god hi! I’m a big fan!
thank you for making your way over here! I was so delighted reading your ask to monacobby (also not a joke).
I’ve been trying to think of good examples of things that have overwhelmed me to a similar degree. I’ve definitely gotten full body chills when two dudes at smosh kissed during a live show. whenever I see any photo of charles where he looks too good I have to turn away and look at the wall for a bit. I know I’ve teared up about a dick before but I can’t recall who’s rn.
as for the oscock posting: thank you!! <33 in the realm of “silly” things that make me emo, that’s really sweet to hear <3 I genuinely wanna talk about it and I genuinely wanna know people’s thoughts if that’s their headcanon (or even if it’s not!). we say it’s small, but how small is small?
and oh, small oscock, what is there not to love? and what is there to add that you haven’t already said perfectly, anon? “oscar’s small pink cock nestled between thick juicy hairy thighs” see! this is why I wanted to talk about it! I didn’t even envision his small pretty cock in comparison to his big hairy thighs! this to me is being wrapped up cozy in a blanket in the middle of the night, watching lightning illuminate the sky during a thunderstorm. all is well <3
lastly, I’m about to get emo about you tearing up about landick (which is an amazing sentence lol) but I do want to say: I genuinely think it’s really wonderful that you feel so much about unconventional things. I struggle to see it as a good thing in myself sometimes but I always adore it so much in others.
ps. @monacobby we have an anon in law. or more so a joint custody landick/oscock anon <3
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hehehe I mean, it nearly fell in my lap, this vision of insatiable size queen lando sexting with oscar who is not packing quite as much as lando is expecting. oscar is a little nervous to break it to him, but lando is a freak across the board really, and he can recalibrate pretty quickly (read: cum all over himself as soon as oscar's dick pic lights up his screen)
