#orihyde

Hyde: Orie will be kind to anyone who needs it, so I'm worried someone completely hopeless will show up. Linne: I can guarantee that's the case. Hyde: A guy like that wouldn't hesitate to use every dirty trick in the book... Linne: I can guarantee that's the case. He probably wouldn't even realize himself that he's in love with her. Hyde: Yeah, he'd have to be an enormous idiot. Linne: I agree with you from the bottom of my heart.

Hyde: But what about Orie? She was my soulmate! Linne: You said that about a ball of yarn once!

Vatista: My boy is my best friend and I really don’t know what I’d do without him. He always manages to say exactly what I need to hear, and he supports me wholeheartedly. Orie: Same, I love him. Vatista: You’re talking about your boy... right?

Mika: So what’s the story on this guy you’ve been seeing? Orie: Oh, he’s cute and very sweet, but he doesn’t really think before he says things. [Earlier:] Hyde: I haven’t felt this way about someone since the last time I felt this way about someone.

Orie: You’re a lying, cheating, piece of garbage! This isn’t the man I married! Hyde: Then we’re getting divorced, and I’m taking the kids! Linne: *pushes Monopoly off the table.* Okay, I think we should stop playing now!

Orie: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for, like, four years now. No response. Hyde: Wow, they sound stupid. Orie: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just... dense. Hyde: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!" Orie: I guess you're right. Hey, Hyde, I love you. Hyde: See? Just like that. Orie: Holy fucking shit. Hyde: If that flies over their head then, sorry Harada, but they're too dumb for you.

Hyde: So I heard you like bad boys? Orie: …Sure. Hyde: Well, I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but my bedtime is at 9:30, and I go to bed at 9:33.

Orie: Kido, I didn’t want whipped cream. Hyde: No problem, I’ll fix it for you. [Elsewhere...] Wagner: Carmine, this isn’t soy. Carmine: Sucks to be you.