#hydetista

Hyde, on the phone: So, what are you wearing? Vatista, other line: Black dress. Earguards. Hyde: You really suck at this. Vatista: ...Red ribbon?

Hyde: What’ll make you feel better? Vatista: [shrugs] Hyde: Do you want a cookie? Vatista: [nods]

Hyde: I have high standards. Vatista: [smiles] Hyde: Oh no, she’s meeting all of my standards.

Linne: You two are having sex! Vatista: Really? Hyde, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

Vatista: I have an appointment with Hyde at the cinema today. Yuzuriha: You know that appointments with friends are usually called “dates”? Vatista: Exactly.

Hyde: From now on, we’ll be using codenames. You can address me as “Eagle One.” Orie- Codename: “Been There, Done That.” Orie: [Offended stare.] Hyde: Vatista is “Currently Doing That.” Vatista: [High-fives Hyde.] Hyde: Linne is “It Happened Once In a Dream.” Linne: [Winks.] Hyde: Carmine- Codename: “If I Had to Pick a Dude.” Carmine: [Confused stare.] Hyde: And Seth is “Eagle Two.” Seth: Oh thank god.