#originstarter

I need a book length explanation on what is going on with me, pronto. Though, I do have other questions, but probably not the most comfortable to ask in a public forum.

Sooooo... any theories? I know that there has to be a few out there by now.

Has anyone seen my face? I’ve got a very confused and freaked out four year old on my hands who’d like to see her daddy and I don’t know what to do. 

I watched all of the dalmatian movies this weekend, which meant that I had to go to the animal shelter today. I would have gone yesterday if I hadn't had adult things to do. I think it was fate though,  because guess who foundandmaybebroughthomeabunchofdalmationpuppies?

if anyone’s interested, we’re having a Ladies Night on Saturday at the club I tend bar at. Everyone’s welcome, of course, no matter the gender. But they’ll be some deals on drinks and, of course, my lovely company and skills!

Yo, when you pick up a paintbrush and get transported into the future. I swear, I started painting like five minutes ago, but my clock says it's almost midnight--- and I last checked the time at like 6pm. So hello from a wrinkle in time, I have found the .....well, the opposite of ever-lasting youth. Pick up a paintbrush and you will literally lose hours of time.

I feel like an old person who just discovers new technology. Lost and confused as I try to figure out how it works. I think I need to get a ten year old to show me exactly how this site functions.

So I finally got one of these blogs. I’m hip with the cool kids. No pretend I didn’t say that.