Homo Avis Cuneicapitus, better known as the “Wedge Head” by our top scientists working on the project, has been newly discovered in the northern boreal forests of Canada. This one collapsed before the field researcher could do much for it’s survival, but there is yet hope for future discoveries regarding this mysterious new species.
idk, I was bored in math class today. I was scrolling past a bunch of videos on YouTube and came across this ad:
and I didn’t realize what it was supposed to be at first. I thought the card was some kind of face, so I drew a monster (my specialty way back in middle school) out of what I thought I had seen. Much like the birth of many other cryptids, now that I think about it.
here is the full transcript/lore I wrote on this page, written from left to right and top to bottom, as disorganized as it is. There will be more to come of this creature, I promise you.
“Ice pick” “hands” allow for tearing into plants/prey. Much like a human dinner (butter) knife in bluntness.
Top of head
Attack ex:
Slam
Condition of animal pictured suggests malnutrition. Healthy variant out there? Did we only get this image because of its condition
Very sharp edge for fighting prey/predators
Mostly bipedal, light feet. Like a bird
No living samples have been seen aside from the provided image (which I have drawn a copy of.) shortly after image, the creature died, which is why we have the full skeleton available.
“Wedge Head” Homo Avis Cuneicapitus
teeth shapes suggest omnivorous diet
(Pointing to skull) thick bone to protect brain
(Pointing to bones in spine) short neck, has to turn full upper body to change direction
(Pointing to teeth) extra teeth, loses/grows new ones regularly
(Pointing to rib cage) similar torso structure to humans- common ancestor?
Tail acts as a counterbalance to head. Also acts as a back weapon
brain located directly between the eyes like an octopus. Size suggests complex thought, possibly to the point of a human or past
Throat shape suggests “speech” like a monkey.
esophagus
tongue
trachea
“Ice pick” hands suggest early history in cold climates- light bones in feet also contribute to walking on top of layers of snow without fear of sinking
very poor bone structure for running quickly
likely capable of understanding human speech, but not speaking (replicating) it themselves
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Another glitch creature design. I'm thinking of names still maybe them a Lampkind or Arrgeeby.
My idea I have for these guys is that they are blind in the eyes and instead use the lantern to see. Is the lanterns light can touch you they can see it. They use their tongue/mouth and back legs as main weapons. The front claws are more for balance and mobility as it walks like a four legged creature but stands to do most tasks. the 2nd inner mouth can spit an acid like substance.
Shrubby shows affection by offering gifts and also licking people. If you saw my last post, you'll know why that second one can be an issue,,,
Imagine hanging out with Shrubby and at some point she gets really excited and she just,,,, leans over and licks your face from chin to your literal eyeball (because that is exactly what she would do) and your vision goes from
This:
To this in a matter of minutes:
One unexpected smooch from this gremlin creature is guaranteed to give you the trip of a lifetime 😌✨
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"i didn't see him, not once, but i felt his labored breaths on my cheek, heard the sounds of many shoes clicking on the worn tile floors... he only showed up later when i looked at the pictures i'd taken."
