Under Night request: If you still do them, can we please get some incorrect quotes for some of the Under Night girls with their S/O's?
Your wish is my command!
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You: Orie? What’s wrong?
Orie, looking like she just walked out of hell itself: Oh nothing… just the horrors…
You, sighing: Let me guess, someone introduced you to Tumblr?
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Wagner: Cooking breakfast… ME? Ugh, they better appreciate this.
You, bursting into the kitchen half asleep and with a fire extinguisher: WHO THE HELL IS BURNING DOWN MY KITCHEN!?
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Linne: My crush is taller than me and I want to kiss them. How should I solve this problem?
Hyde, practicing on his guitar: I dunno… maybe like… punch them in the stomach to make em’ double over?
Seth, manifesting from the shadows: Cut their legs out from under them.
Waldstein, looking up to the sky as if he was asking “Why me?”: You young’uns have no tact and would not survive the battlefield. As for your question princess: just ask them to lean down.
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Yuzuhira: We have a give and take relationship. I give by sitting on the counter looking exceedingly pretty, and I take by eating the scrumptious food they make.
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Uzuki, wiping her eyes with a handkerchief: I really do miss them… their death was so sudden.
You, standing right next to her: STOP TELLING PEOPLE I’M DEAD!!!
Uzuki: Sometimes… I can even hear their voice…
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Kaguya, smiling softly to herself while walking out of her room: Ahh… how refreshing.
You, a thousand-yard stare upon your face and covered in lipstick marks: If there was a god, it is dead.
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Vatista, glaring at you: You humans have very archaic rules.
You, sighing: I’m sorry Vatista but we cannot go breaking into restaurants for “third dinner” every night.
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Hilda, jumping up from bed in the middle of the night: I’M GOING TO KILL THAT BARTENDING BASTARD!!!
You, rubbing your eyes while sitting up: I’m probably going to regret asking, but what did Gordeu do this time?
Hilda, genuinely fuming: I asked Chaos what a “Bimbo” was and that bastard chimed in to say “Something you see in the mirror every day” before Chaos could answer!
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Izumi: You SEVERELY underestimate my desire to not wanna.
You: And YOU severely underestimate my willingness to use underhanded tactics.
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Strix, slightly out of breath but looking pleased with herself: My apologies brother, I was preoccupied with doing… things.
You, walking into the room with a neck covered in bite marks and glazed over eyes: H-hi, I’m th-things…
Strix, horrified: Run. Now.
Byakuya, filled with murderous rage: Please. Don’t.
