#strix x reader

Your wish is my command!

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You: Orie? What’s wrong?

Orie, looking like she just walked out of hell itself: Oh nothing… just the horrors…

You, sighing: Let me guess, someone introduced you to Tumblr?

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Wagner: Cooking breakfast… ME? Ugh, they better appreciate this.

You, bursting into the kitchen half asleep and with a fire extinguisher: WHO THE HELL IS BURNING DOWN MY KITCHEN!?

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Linne: My crush is taller than me and I want to kiss them. How should I solve this problem?

Hyde, practicing on his guitar: I dunno… maybe like… punch them in the stomach to make em’ double over?

Seth, manifesting from the shadows: Cut their legs out from under them.

Waldstein, looking up to the sky as if he was asking “Why me?”: You young’uns have no tact and would not survive the battlefield. As for your question princess: just ask them to lean down.

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Yuzuhira: We have a give and take relationship. I give by sitting on the counter looking exceedingly pretty, and I take by eating the scrumptious food they make.

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Uzuki, wiping her eyes with a handkerchief: I really do miss them… their death was so sudden.

You, standing right next to her: STOP TELLING PEOPLE I’M DEAD!!!

Uzuki: Sometimes… I can even hear their voice…

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Kaguya, smiling softly to herself while walking out of her room: Ahh… how refreshing.

You, a thousand-yard stare upon your face and covered in lipstick marks: If there was a god, it is dead.

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Vatista, glaring at you: You humans have very archaic rules.

You, sighing: I’m sorry Vatista but we cannot go breaking into restaurants for “third dinner” every night.

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Hilda, jumping up from bed in the middle of the night: I’M GOING TO KILL THAT BARTENDING BASTARD!!!

You, rubbing your eyes while sitting up: I’m probably going to regret asking, but what did Gordeu do this time?

Hilda, genuinely fuming: I asked Chaos what a “Bimbo” was and that bastard chimed in to say “Something you see in the mirror every day” before Chaos could answer!  

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Izumi: You SEVERELY underestimate my desire to not wanna.

You: And YOU severely underestimate my willingness to use underhanded tactics.

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Strix, slightly out of breath but looking pleased with herself: My apologies brother, I was preoccupied with doing… things.

You, walking into the room with a neck covered in bite marks and glazed over eyes: H-hi, I’m th-things…

Strix, horrified: Run. Now.

Note: ocs included

You had snuck away from the raging party, needing some air and quiet. That’s when you saw someone you didn’t expect to see.

Paultin:

Paultin. You stood by him, a little worried.

“Hey, you okay?” you asked and he gave you a shrug.

“Fine. What about you?” he asked before taking a heft drink from his wineskin.

“Just needed some air and some quiet.” you answered and Paultin nodded.

You two took a seat in the cool grass in comfortable silence, you head resting on his shoulder. You could hear the muffled cheers of the countdown. Paultin gently moved your head so he could kiss you.

Diath:

Diath. You went and stood by him. He looked over and you gave him a smile,

“You needed air too huh?”

“Yeah” you confirmed, “dragged here by Paultin?”

“And Mavriel, I bet”

“You can say that again.”

The two of you shared a laugh before sitting together in the grass. You noticed how cool and soft it felt. You looked at the stars and heard the muffled countdown. You made your choice. At the countdown’s conclusion you pulled Diath into a kiss

Keelee:

Keelee. The poor kenku must have been dragged to the party by his mentor Mavriel.

“Hey Keelee.”

He squawked in surprise before turning to see you. He relaxed once he knew it was you.

“Oh, hey (Y/N).” he responded warmly.

You two sat in a comfortable silence, not needing to say anything. The muffled countdown broke this though and at its end you kissed the side of his beak.

Strix:

Strix. The poor gal must have been dragged to the party by the others. You went and sat by her, sitting in comfortable silence with her. You heard the countdown and at its end you kissed her cheek.

Evelyn:

Evelyn. She must have been dragged here by her bard friends. You took a seat next to her. “hey Evelyn”

“Oh, hey (Y/N)! What are you doin’ out here? Shouldn’t you be inside?”

“I just wanted some air. What about you?”

“The same really.”

You two chatted before hearing the countdown, muffled as it came from inside. At the end, you gave Evelyn a quick kiss.

Mavriel:

Mavriel. Usually she’d be inside drinking and dancing with some attractive person. What was she doing out here alone? You went and sat by her. She looked over and gave you a smile before looking back up at the stars.

“Whatcha doin’ out here all alone?” you asked her

“Thinking” she shrugged. Ah, there it was. Thinking meant she was in a negative thought loop.

“About? And be honest”

“Home and myself” she answered vaguely but honestly.

“Hey, look at me, everything’s gonna be okay. We’ll figure everything out. Together. We’ll help you. Okay?” Mavriel managed a more authentic smile at that and nodded.

“Yeah, okay”

I like you Anon

NOW THEN! YOUR WIAH IS MY COMMAND!!!

Wagner: Road work ahead?

Wagner: Hmph, I certainly hope so.

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You: HILDA! This is the worst thing you have ever done!

Hilda: You know, you have said that so much its lost meaning.

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Orie: Why me?

You: Because people like you. You're quiet. You say, ‘excuse me’. You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.

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You walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Kaguya, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Kaguya, sipping coffee happily: Aw, I love you too!

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Strix: You look like you fought 10 people and ran a mile to get here.

You: Twelve people. Four miles. As it turns out, Byakuya is rather protective of his sister.

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Nanase, about you: I don't have a crush on them. They’re just someone I stare at and I like and when they’re not here, it ruins my day.

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Phonon: Jail's no fun, I'll tell you that.

You: You've been?

Phonon: Once, in Monopoly.

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Yuzuhira: Is everything all right? You seem distracted. Usually, I get at least a glimmer of a smile from my remarks, the occasional eye roll. I think I got a snort once.

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Hilda, about you: It's weird, it's like … I … I like them. Much.

Gordeau: …

Gordeau: You like them much?

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Hilda: Is this your plan B?

Chaos: Technically, this is plan P.

You: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Choas: Yes, but you marry Hilda in plan M.

Hilda: I like plan M.

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Strix: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?!

You: It's kinda complicated, but Byakuya-

Strix: Got it. Forget I asked

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Mika: Are you two, like, dating now?

Reader: Yeah!

Orie: Yes, we are.

Mika: Why?

Orie: I happen to find them very appealing.