#orchideon

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Absolutely! I haven’t been able to formally write for Monster Prom, so this was a very cool request to get- and thank you! I hope you have a lovely day too!

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Damien

Good luck if you write any sort of crime fiction or horror.

“Do you need to check a scene for realism?” “The scene I’m writing is a murder.” “I know.”

Really though, Damien wants to help however he can (even if ‘checking the arson scene for realism’ is his favorite.)

If you can’t think of a word for a scene he’s already going to grab some human dictionary out of the pits of hell to give you the right word.

(The guy is in hell because he used his huge vocabulary to correct people in Youtube comments like an asshole- it works out well for you, at least, because he can’t spend more than ten seconds listening to you try and remember the word before snidely telling you what to use. Damien throws him right back into the fire the second you’re done.)

He’s also a very good beta reader.

He cries very easy at all that soft shit in movies and he isn’t any less responsive to your writing.

Sometimes you’ll give him an unfinished draft to gauge how interesting it is to read and he comes back with red eyes and drapes his arms over you all pouty.

“That one wasn’t even sad, it was just friends to lovers-” “Yeah, exactly...”

(He bounces back pretty quick when you tell him you’re writing a fight scene.)

Very protective of your work- sometimes if he wants to punch somebody he’ll just scroll until he finds a hate comment on your writing and he’s off to cure his boredom.

Also promotes it everywhere

He’s not very good at keeping his mouth shut, so he’ll be bragging about you and how talented you are whenever he gets the chance.

If you tell him not to he’ll hold it back, he loves you and doesn’t wanna make you uncomfortable, but if you’re okay with it he wins every one-upping contest through bragging about how talented you are (and how happy he is to be with you I mean what-)

When you’re writing he likes sitting beside you and listening to the scribble of pen on paper or the clicking and clacking of the keyboard while you type.

His tail always finds itself curled around your leg or waist (or even wrapped around one of your arms, which... Gets in the way on occasion.)

You’re pretty sure he’s not aware of it when it happens, but every time you ask he rolls his eyes and acts like he did it on purpose to get your attention.

... Despite the blush you can see on his face and the way he looks away when he sees that yes, his tail is coiled around your dominant arm.

Miranda

Miranda’s first question would be if you’ve written anything about her.

If you have, she wants to read it.

If you haven’t, she wants you to and will probably offer some kind of gift if you do.

Her second question would be why you don’t have serfs to write for you.

It’s endearing how confused she is about why you’d let your hands get sore writing when you could just have someone else do it for you.

After a lot of explaining she concedes that “I suppose it’s alright... As long as that’s what makes you happy.” She’s not a fan of the thought but you seem to like it so she simply must give in to see you smile.

Once that all gets cleared up, she becomes absolutely infatuated with your writing.

The process of creating it, reading it, everything about your writing is suddenly fascinating to her.

She, like Damien, enjoys sitting with you while you write, but she’ll watch the whole time.

She likes to watch the letters appear, knowing that they’re coming straight out of your mind and your hands.

Sometimes she’ll try and guess which word you’re writing before you finish it.

(She doesn’t usually get it right, she can’t think of one fast enough to beat your speedy hands and when she can her guesses are always... Very different in style compared to what you’re writing. It’s adorable.)

Sometimes if you’re at a loss of where to go with a story, she’ll try and help you think of a direction to take.

Her suggestions are usually things like wiping out all the bird people, or punishing a character for planning a surprise assassination, or making a poorly planned and designed to fail coup, or-

Yeah, you can’t really use any of these in your slice of life story.

You thank her for the suggestions, though, and some of her more wild ones help get you to your next inspiration, so you consider it absolutely worth it.

(You would’ve considered it worth it regardless, though, listening to Miranda get excited talking about something is always worth it. Even if those things are... Dubious.)

She loves reading your work once you finish it, the way you write can conjure such vivid images in her head and she adores how clear everything is.

She requires all of her serfs read it too.

And anyone else she can convince.

She makes special waterproof copies of everything, too, so she can get everyone in her kingdom to read your expert writing.

She just really wants to share everything you create and her favorite method of getting people to do things is obligation.

Sometimes she’ll tell you she wishes there was a princess character with her personality that the main character fell in love with. It’s adorable. Yes you’ve written her her own self-insert stories with your characters. You couldn’t say no to the request.

@orchideon asked: hello uh.

you like cool rocks?